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Man Robbed After Answering the Door Nude

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by AORAone, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    i found this on another forum, so no link for ol poop's

    Man Robbed After Answering the Door Nude

    Wed Jun 23, 2:30 AM ET

    RAPID CITY, S.D. - Police say a Rapid City man was robbed early Monday after he answered the door in the nude. The man told police he had been sleeping unclothed before he answered a knock at the door. Assailants overpowered him, hit him on the head and ran out with his wallet and blue jeans.

    The man chased after the assailants and fell down the stairs.

    According to the police log, an officer checked out a report of a naked man lying by the stairs at a motel and found a trail of blood leading to the man's room.

    Police Lt. David Walton said the man was taken by ambulance to Rapid City Regional Hospital where he was given stitches for a head wound and released.

    Police found a pair of blue jeans in a parking lot. The report said an undisclosed number of suspects had taken the wallet.
  2. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    Dave hated his father. His father liked this guy named Killer. Killer had killed over 100 people and had never been arrested except for once when he ran across a football field naked and was arrested for indecent exposure. Back in Texas Jim Ray hated felons. Jim ray never slept, but for 24 hours a day he sat naked watching the front door. He had a rifle and was hoping to use it. Bob was a black market trader of rifles. There is no black market for rifles, because they’re legal, but Bob was selling in the black market. Bob hated Dell. Bob gave Dell a rifle and told him they were going to have a rifle duel until one person died. Pete had just died and wasn’t too happy about it. Larry, his brother, was a stock broker. Larry liked the TV show “Murphy Brown.” Murphy Brown of San Diego mowed peoples’ lawns for a living. One time she went swimming and liked it, so she never went swimming again. Randy, a lifeguard on the beach, ate sand. Randy got high on glue a lot and died of an OD. Oliver David was sitting on his motorcycle in Miami. Oliver was an expert at robbing bookstores for all their money. He got caught a lot, though, so I guess he wasn’t an expert. Harold, his friend, liked to steal wheelchairs from the handicapped. Then, he sold them back to the victim when they were on the ground. Harold always thought about Carlene, even though he had never heard the name before. Carlene was collecting an unemployment check weekly. She loved doing her job, which was giving out samples at the local supermarket, but she got 5 to 10 years in prison for giving a little kid two samples instead of the mandatory one. The sample was of a fishstick Toby, a fish in the Atlantic ocean who had 133 babies. He died and was made into a fishstick. Sue Ellen, the girl who ate him, hated fish but ate it whenever possible. Sue Ellen was a janitor at the local high school and when the principal walked over her mop job she fired him and became the principal. Sue Ellen never even knew a guy named Henry, but we’ll follow his life for a moment. Henry was a kamikaze pilot for Northwest Airlines and on his first flight he killed 203 passengers. NWA let him fly, even though he told them he was going to crash on purpose.