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LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by K[O]MEGA, Aug 4, 2001.

  1. K[O]MEGA

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    LIFE OR DEATH!!!!!!!!!

    Discussion started by K[O]MEGA - Aug 4, 2001

    probation slammed me with a drug test for tomorrow and i been smoken daily..need to get that shit outtah muh system quick..any suggestions
    someone told me cranberry juice..tore up a gallon..stomache hurts ..
     
  2. cese

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    cese - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    lota of vinegar lots of water,u should pass
     
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  3. George Dubyah Bush

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    George Dubyah Bush - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    Sneak a little bottle of Visine Tear drops in your ass . pull the fugger out and squirt the bitch in a cup............unless they watch you.
     
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  4. George Dubyah Bush

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    George Dubyah Bush - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    oh the thingof Visine doenst' have to be in your ass. just ina well hidden place.
     
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  5. Trend

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    Trend - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    what cese said
     
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  6. K[O]MEGA

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    K[O]MEGA - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    was reading that sex and exersize boost creatine levels and you sweat alot and ejaculate alot of the acids ..
    so i called my girl over for a fuk fest hopefully it will work
     
  7. young republican - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    dumb ass being on probations and smoking.... drink atleast 2 gallons of water across the day, also some cranberry juice, and than go buy some of that shit to past tests at a record store or something....
     
  8. Klypse

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    Klypse - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    yo drink a whole lot of coffee, right after, without using restroom, drink 2 gallons of water, then some vinegar. Do This every hour. Because of all the coffee, you will have to use the bathroom very soon, so repeat the damn process atleast 15 times.

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  9. Kr430n5_666

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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    http://www.wfu.edu/users/bergrl02/pics/sadie3.jpg'>
    DOGFOOD SHOULD DO IT.

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    suburbian bum - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    get one of your freinds that doesnt smoke to piss into the tear drop thing... then squirt it in, even if they have cameras, at a certain angle. it still looks like your pissing. what are you on prohibition for?
     
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  11. atc

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    atc - Replied Aug 4, 2001

    I don't know about all this cranberry juice/visine bullshit, but the water thing does work. But you have to drink a LOTTA fucking water. There's a problem, possibly 2.

    1. If you drink too much water, or any liquid, it's gonna show up that your piss is diluted to a point it shouldn't be. I forget what the exact term was, but a friend who is heavily scientific in this field told me that certain shit in your pee will show up as highly diluted and it won't look right.

    2. A lotta probation officers are cutting a snip of hair off. Why? Cause weed stays in your hair forever and you can more easily date it on the hair.

    But good luck anyway. peace.

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