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fat bastard is a toy!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,348 Likes Received: 154
    Look out...frisky Fat Bastard's ready to explode! Straight from the box-office smash Austin Powers in Goldmember, this plush doll of Fat Bastard in his sumo-gear features a touch-activated sound box! Pull his finger and he rips a big one -- the doll vibrates, and then follows it up with one of Fat Bastard`s classic phrases: "I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey," "Sorry. I farted," "I`ve got a turtle head poking out," and "Yes sir!" Press his belly and "braaaap" he lets out a belch as the doll rumbles, and says one of four trademark phrases: "Ohhh, frisky are we," "Come here, I`m gonna eat ya," "I`m dead sexy," and "Get in my belly." Perfect for any Fat Bastard fan, this plush is sure to crack you up and gross you out, all at the same time! Measures 8 1/2 inches tall and 9 inches wide (from toe to toe).
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30

    its nice to meet you
  3. serpent of the light

    serpent of the light Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    that toy is really fucking gross.