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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:



March 14, 2049

at the age of 65 years old.



On that date you will most likely die from:


Heart Attack (35%)

Cancer (18%)

Alien Abduction (7%)

Third Degree Burns (6%)

Homicide (5%)

Suicide (5%)



Interesting stats from the DeathTest:



10400181 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 173697 people claim to have leprosy.



Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on March 14, 2049, as you slip silently into the night.

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