backwaterbutthole
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Optical illusion, the big crust makes it seem like a bigger pizza. Then again i dont know if Pizza Hut is known to be stingy with the toppings.
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we also had something like kickball in p.e. that we played with a raquet and tennis ball...kinda like baseball but with tennis equipment.
I fucked hated this. One class we had to play with a dodgeball. Think how shitty hitting a pitch of dodgeball with a tennis racket is. You could only hit it like 3 feet in front of you. We were not allowed to use our feet to kick it because the sub was a god damn retard.
Edit: Kick the Can, dont know if kids still play it these days. Cant imagine they dont. That was hands down my favorite game. Especially when we got to go out into the brush and trees around the field.
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If you call off work and you're not sick, get fucked up so when you go back to work the next day you look shitty, and legit.This is clever.
I am so sick of hearing about Game of Thrones
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Anchovies are whatever, but i bet if i liked them i would eat them all the time.
I feel like i am always at odds with sweet potato people, every time i say i dont like them people just get all wigged out "they are the best" "way better than regular potato"
Eat shit and die
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Fuck me
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My pops just got a Japanese toiletseat installed. Its got all the goods, seat warmer, ass washer, vagina washer, pulsating option, temp control. Fuck him
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I am laying in bed wondering how much longer i can stay in it before i have to take get up and take a shit
edit: thought this was the what are you DOING thread.
If i dont get up i will be wearing
white tshirt
grey sweatpants
socks
shit covered boxers
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When was PE not called PE?
Never heard of candy days at school period.
Yes to backstop, didnt fuck with fourscare, mostly only saw girls playing it.
Parachutes were on hit.
Dodgeball till the day i die.
Yall had experience with a gaga pit?
It came around my school in like 97. I dont know what the actual game was but all we would do is get in it and fight.
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I can see a sudden increase of incidents where people are driving and a fucking pizza lands on their windshield from 70ft in the air and end up killing someone
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I associate it with stuff like this
TV dinners and lunch room shit.
This my only experience with salisbury steak too.
In the homemade version dont people coat the entire piece of meat in ketchup? No thanks.
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Why is every landlord ever such a useless asshole?Honestly, you should keep bothering them until it's fixed, be as much of a pest as those mice are. If you threaten to report them to the housing authorities, you'll see how fast they'll get on it. slumlord ass nurga.
Emailed him back and he is gonna set up an exterminator but i know this shit is far from over, it will take forever.
I bet the seat being left up pisses off feminists to no end.
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and a dj, and guitarist....
"Good news dude, we got a gig!"
Holy crap this is sad.
BUT HOW DO THE SEASONED FRIES TASTE?
Also, that burger up there is looking like plastic even by McDonalds standards.
Gooms
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and a dj, and guitarist....
"Good news dude, we got a gig!"
Holy crap this is sad.
BUT HOW DO THE SEASONED FRIES TASTE?
Also, that burger up there is looking like plastic even by McDonalds standards.
Gooms
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I kind of got pressured into not getting a regular pizza the other night and instead got some signature style bullshit pizza. It had ricotta, bacon, and potatoes. It was dry as hell, i am not sure what i expected though.
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Why is my landlord such a useless asshole? Just call the exterminator and kill these fucking mice!
How long will Basil grow before it starts flowering?
Sometimes i feel bad for my pee when i pee in a gross toilet.
Gooms
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sorry to say this, but maybe said friend can get an eye patch or something, you know? i always thought eye patches were kind of cool & im sure hipster whores would probably be swooned by a dude with one thats genuine. he just wouldnt show it to them until he met the right chick, like phantom of the opera or something & thatd be all right
He may regain his eye sight in that one eye, only time will tell.
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My friend's cousin got hit by this faggot. Broke both of his legs and sent him flying back 50ft. Now dude is in critical condition and blind in one eye.
Death was not enough for this piece of shit, he got off easy.
He does seem like he is gay from those videos.
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I feel like a lot of you would not approve but i have gotten a couple pizzas from this place and i get a corn meal pan whole wheat crust. Shit is bomb.
Also, why are olives 1.50 in one part of the city and 2.00 in another? I know i am getting screwed regardless.
It is from Patxis. They got them in CA, Denver, Portland, and Washington. Maybe some of you have fucked with it before.
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Hope this isnt the dude you are thinking of...
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Cool thanks for the info.
I like Desa's work.
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If you are a girl and have a pet snake or rat i am not fucking with you. Not because i am afraid of them but because there is a reason why we pay people to hunt them down and kill them. You put that shit and your house and feed it and let i crawl all over your stuff? Nope.
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Yummy Mommy - m4w (palo alto)
You have to be the Hottest Mommy in the World, bar none!! I first saw you walking in a sun dress. I said to myself "that girl has some really nice stuff go'n on under that dress" and I was more right than I thought. Then I saw you in spandex and I wanted to cry!! hahaha. I felt like a kid in a candy store with no money. You have the sweetest ass I've ever seen, my mouth watered so much wanting to love your yummy ass I almost drowned. (not kidding) i inhaled and choked.. lol I can't take my eyes off of you. Then you walk out of sight and the rest of the day I'm stuck fantasizing that I'm making out with your beautiful Hiney and Licking you sooo Good. That would suit me just fine, licking you really good. Bill Clinton said oral sex isn't sex! lol. I'm starting to agree with him if I could only lick your sexy ass for a long time. You could watch a movie or something. all i'm saying is, what would it hurt if i was just satisfied with licking you everyday as you walked by? it wouldn't be good for me if anyone found out either. so, it would be the greatest non-sex awesome daily thing we could look forward to.
Porkys Pizza ...... - m4w (san leandro)
to the faux-hawked (of changing colors) counter lass ....... i mucho-likee :)
what say we "twirl some dough" ;)
Stop Being so MAD!!! - m4w (willow glen / cambrian)
I got so excited when I saw you driving down Lincoln in your black SUV. You were smiling until you noticed it was me.Your son was in the back seat probally confused why you flipped me off. You said back off until you could break away. I have. You said you dont hate me but you refuse to talk.Why are you so mad? are you afraid your husband will read this?
I am so fucking sick of Kevin Hart
Dear ________,
in Channel Zero
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Dear Cali,
I guess my view of what California temp is really skewed. I can only remember it getting past 100 maybe 10 times in my life. But i also live next to the Bay.
I like it hot rather than cold.
I have only traveled through Sacramento a few times.
Is my assumption that it is just hot as fuck there all the time accurate?
Dear Rich People,
Hook me up with your hot daughters so they can drive me around and buy me shit.
Dear Brain,
Figure out if you are going to go cook something or take a poop already.
:heartbeat: BackwaterButthole