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RES4

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  1. i think she wants you to be all sensual with candles and all that shit...

     

    but go ahead and do this

    Beforehand, you will need to do two things: have a friend take several pictures of you looking like you got beat the fuck up, and soak your bandage in hydrogen peroxide. You will need to use the 30 dollars to get some nice prints made of the photos.

     

    Wear the mask, hoody, and Timberland boots. Use the camouflage bandana as a loincloth.

     

    Turn on the fog machine and get some real heavy fog going. When she arrives, tell her the door is open, come on in.

     

    She will be heavily disoriented by the fog when she comes inside. Leap out of the fumes shrieking and blowing the vuvuzela. Use the peroxide soaked bandage like you would use chloroform-- she will probably pass out from the fumes. Once she is passed out, bind her with duct tape. Use the clips to affix the photos your friend took of you to the envelopes, and arrange them so that when she comes to, they will be right in front of her.

     

    When she wakes up, she will be terrified, having thought that the mask wearing nut that just attacked her brutally assaulted you earlier in the day, and by sheer bad luck she was the first person to come visit since. She will get more and more upset, because you will be sitting in front of her in the mask drinking the orange juice. When she is about to reach her breaking point, remove the mask and you'll both have a good laugh about you tricked her.

     

    That's not the surprise though, the surprise will be you stopping the ensuing sex to spray all your shoes with that waterproof stuff.

  2. if you have a wife, than your probably too old, youll need a minimum of 3 o4 years just to get the basics of the letters, an two more for you to get a feeling of can control, its too late man.....

     

    rubbish, skeme only painted for 3 or 4 years and look what he done

     

    the fact that you believe in god is laughable

    go fuck off in a ditch with your wack circles...

     

    dude stfu, that shits got nothing to do with you. the only reason you think that is cause your a super tough graffiti writer yo

  3. res4- the a needs to get scraped imo. and the way the bottom part of the s seperates into two parts doesn't work well with the rest of the letters. the p is dope and i like how you accentuate it, my only advice is to space it out from the s like the rest of the letters. the e and k are nice though and i have nothing to say bad about them. especially the k.

     

     

     

    jeb- how long have you been writing?

     

    really? i actually think the A is the best letter and the K is the worst

  4. sorry to turn this into a discussion thread but it says that metal grilles which allow you to see through the windows will be harder to vandalise... surely itll just cause more damage when they do get painted? rather than painting over the metal gates, the paint will go straight onto the windows.

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    this piece here is so good, one of the best ive seen here recently for sure.

     

    also, im biting the middle bar of this A ok? haha, dont mean no disrespect dude just trying to see what i can do with it. keep up the good work mate

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