[I feel like a piece of shit]

depends how small the cat is, if its a newborn kitten like a week old, that motherfucker wont survive for shit. if its a little kid yeah, a grown ass man cat for sure. motherfucker motherfucker motherfuckr motherfucker motherrfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker motherfuker motherckuer

[POLAROID + LADY GAGA =]

that hats some fresh prince of bel air type shit. SMASH that bitch in the back left with her cleavage showin and thinking shes a gangsta. TRASH that bitch in the front, and if that black thing in the front is a bitch too, then trash it too for sure. EAT that donut. Smoke weed with that dude in the back with the rasta colors. make fun of white dude with the gold rope chain for his glasses. eat those donuts hes reaching in for too.

 

damn i read that picture too much.... damn... i ned a job... OBAMA!!!!!! WHERE MY JOB!

[I feel like a piece of shit]

tango get the fuck outta here no ones talking to you. onlyt real gangsters are aloud in 12oz ch.0. bitch. ugh! Im from da streets nigga! ugh! gansta! ugh! I git a tattoo!

[I feel like a piece of shit]

yo you call yourself a piece of shit allot BRO. low self esteem nigga? SUICIDE IS THE ANSWER!

[I feel like a piece of shit]

hhahahahahah that nigga said "If she sticks around after the spics leave"

fuck every race! no matter how much i hate you swamp, your nyc material i gotta say. tellin it like it is. balh blah blah. now go fuck yourself.

[I feel like a piece of shit]

go up to the spansh dudes and tell them "YO GEORGE LOPEZ FUCKING SUCKS"!

[Need to meet more white chicks]

hmmm.....the best head I got was from a black bitch.

 

 

niggas with yellow fever have small dicks, people say.

[I feel like a piece of shit]

your gonna have two cats then, your gonna be a crazy cat lady. nigga put that cat in a blender and put some bananas and ice, yummmy. bananacat juice.

[I feel like a piece of shit]

You are a piece of shit.

[Need to meet more white chicks]

oh shit church is on point. church.

wear brown short pants in the summer too. nothing but short brown pants. ugly as shit, but they seem to like it.

[Need to meet more white chicks]

racist

[Need to meet more white chicks]

For cracker bitchesJOIN A FRATERNITY TO FUCK SORORITY GIRLS

Otherwise, hang out at Crate & Barrel, so called "Irish" bars, white people university campuses, suburbs.

Walk your dog, white bitches love walking their dogs and picking up the dog shit.

gain weight

jog around your neighborhood like a fagot with no shirt on

drink beer

st. pattys day wear green

go to a football game

 

For spic bitchesGo to the spanish hood, drive around bumpin regaton music.

scream at them " yo whatsup mami chula!" "que pasa"

wear gold chains and do your eyebrows

lose weight

smoke weed

tell them your half whatever they are, mexican, rican, guat, whatever

go to a soccer game

[las vegas heads and peeps that have been there..]

nobody gives a fuck mitch.

[POLAROID + LADY GAGA =]

Id fuck that dirty tattoed crack head blonde up there. diggystyle at least. Then Id beat up that pale boyfriend of hers followin her around.

 

lady gaga is catchy on occassions, I think...whoever the fuck she is.

[youtube FAIL]

I could smell that stinky wannabe hippy nigga from here^^^

I bet a trillion dollars hes shoes stink badly when he takes them off at the airport

[youtube FAIL]

damn yo for being a millionaire presidents wife that bitch has a SHITTY DENTIST!

[Book of Eli WTF!?!?!]

haha. thats bullshit. All I did was hate on crackers, niggers, gooks, jews, arabs, christians, muslims, bhudists, fagots, chinks, southerners, yankees, spics,kikes, guidos, polaks, albinos, bithes, women, men, old people, slanteyeds, bananas, beaners,rednecks, hillbillies, camel jockeys, pakis, ragheads, towel heads, whitey, dagos,spearchcukers, coons, eskimos, gringos, fat fucks, hajis, honkies, injuns, and japs.

 

fuck I thought you were talking about me....what a waste of a good joke.

[Are you going bald??? Is your hair thinning? Are you worried your balding???? ME TOO!!!!]

ARGH! IM in my mid twenties and my hair in some parts isnt as thick as it used to be, you can see some of my head caus emy hair isn covering it like it used to. I aint gonna do no rogaine cause that shits expensive and gotta use it forever and its embarrasing and Im not THAT fucking vain, but shit yo, what the fuck yo, what the fuck.... anyone here balding? Im SURE theres got to be a couple of yall. I knew a dumbass who was like 25 and bald as fuck, no hair but a little on the sides and like 5 pieces on top. Bald ass mothafoka, he told me he began balding since like 4th grade or some shit. Im scuuurrred yo. .... My hair and teeth are my only good quaities, and they both be fuckin up! Im gonna look ugly man. Oh well, at least I got a wifey already, whew, good thing that shit happened before this shit, otherwose that shit wouldnt have fucking happened I think.... carry on niggas.

[Book of Eli WTF!?!?!]

I ate a whole bunch of chicekn lo mein and drank a large coke at some chinese place. Im so full that my back hurts.

 

Is book of eli a movie out in the theatreS? Im guessing yes. Is it about soemthing religious? Im guessing yes. Am I going to watch it, I guarantee NO. Why?> Caue it doesnt sound like a comedy or really really really good movie.

 

Last movie I saw was Avatar, it was OK, nothing too crazy good like everyone acts, just compared to the shit that comes out in the movies, it was better than them. I should make a movie, it would be a bout channel zero. A bunch of people sitting on their asses reading and writing mad bullshit for years and years.....damn, that would suck too.

[WHO RUNS CHICAGO........??]

NO ONE RUNS CHICAGO! ITS THE CLEANEST CITY, HARDLY ANY GRAFF!!! LOTS OF COWARDS AND REAL HARD BUFFING!

[What are you doing RIGHT NOW.]

that nigga up there said he just did his taxes?! its fucking January esse!

anyway, Im obviously typing on the computer this shit Im writing duh!!!!!!!!!!

 

BUT, I just got done waking up at 3pm! Yeah looooong night out on the streets. a little grafilthy here and there, a little sexy fun, a ....ah Im lying, I was up all night watching shows on hulu. Im going to eat right now

[las vegas heads and peeps that have been there..]

so what do you ppl in ch.0 prefer talkin to? high strung people, or super calm people?

personally, if as a friend, a high strung person, if an enemy, calm.

oh shit i got a boner

[las vegas heads and peeps that have been there..]

i think benihanas went bankrupt like 5 years ago and fired everyone one morning out of the blue

 

Im watching 30 rock on hulu RIGHT NOW. halarious show. I need a cigarete.

[las vegas heads and peeps that have been there..]

what chiese dude from cummunity? OHHHH THE TEACHER! I dnt rememebr him in that movie??where? when? why? how? who? when? why? where? how? why? wgat? huh?

oh and your a girl, girl like shit like that. im a guy, huys dodnt like shit like that. shit like that being chick flicks. duh.!

 

oh and COMMUNITY fucking sucks too. they have full blown JEW playing an ARAB! WHat the fuck? Arabs dont even look that fucking dark like him? or wierd like him! that shows bullshit,

And glee sucks too. FUck glee.

Office is ok, Im going to hulu.com now.

[Trained Dogs in Moscow]

I didnt read all that shit, but I read the comments to all that shit.

 

WHY SO MANY FUCKINMG THREADS ABOUT FUCKING RUSSIA??? WHY NOT CHINA? INDIA? BRAZIL? WHY FUCKING RUSSIA?? FUCK YOU COMMIES! !!!!FREE FIDEL CASTRO AND CHE GEVARA!!!