NorteRed
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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look at me, does it look like i got genius written on my for head!!?!?..
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G E R M A N Y - S U P E R T H R E A D
in Brick Slayers
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.