Stepping in puddles while bombin in the middle of winter and walking around with a frozen foot.
Can malfunctioned and got sprayed in the face.
Stepping in bum shit in the tunnels.
Female writers mistaken for hookers(heard this one a few times)
Running up highway dividers because traffic picked up and was stuck in the middle.
A lot of odd shit can happen when your out destroying, interested in the weird shit that's happened to countless others over the years.
Any funny stories?