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once upon a crime

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  1. Q: What do you call MEK when he's drunk?

    A: Makin' Easy Spills.

     

    Q: Who are the AAW kids going to vote for this year?

    A: Serak Obama.

     

    Q: Why can't the HRV crew paint any faster?

    A: They don't have two ARMS.

     

    Q: How did FH win the swimsuit competition?

    A: One of the judges was BYASED.

     

    Q: Why did SEK argue with the umpire?

    A: Because he was OUT.

     

    Q: What did MAYHEM name their new yoga center?

    A: Kemos Therapy.

     

    Q: What's DR. SEX's favorite band?

    A: Letters to Cleo.

     

    Q:Why did DZEL go out with his crew-mate's ex girlfriend?

    A: She didn't want t date a LOSER anymore.

     

    Q: What do you call Snooki's vagina?

    A: Sleazeside Heights.

     

    Q: Why didn't DEZEM pass his math test?

    A: He didn't TRI hard enough.

     

    Q: Why is WAKO a good lookout?

    A: Because even at home on the couch, he's watching CB4.

     

    Q: What did ELET learn from experience?

    A: That NSYT is 20/20.

     

    Q: How log will FEETZ be a toy?

    A: 'TIL THE COWS COME HOME!

     

     

     

    KAPOW !!

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