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I blacked out and called my ex fresh on a break up and told her to go fuck her dead mother. No recollection whatsoever. Went back to the spot and all my shit including laptop and Xbox etc. was thrown out the 3rd floor window in the rain. FAIL
ouch
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My favorite blackout past time. Share any stories of drunk dialing,drunk texting,and the next day effects from it. Lemme start.Visuals just to help in case i fail.
1. Drunk Dialing My Friend's Girlfriend- 4:00 am after plenty of 151 and guiness,I decided to call my friend's girlfriend and leave a voicemail stating "i hate if this sounds fucked up,but I would REALLY like to fuck right now". That was straight blackout status,i.e. NO recollection whatsoever. Next day i have a voicemail of my own "hey,ummmm,if you call my girlfriend again,i'll slit your fucking throat".I,having no recollection of making said call,just assumed if I had that voicemail and didnt remember what he was referring to, I must have had an excellent night. Great Success!
2. Drunk dialing the Crew before a graffiti jam- Before a graffiti jam in Nashville a few years ago,I started drunk dialing and mass texting the crew,insisting that they come to where I was immediately and stabbing me. I tried to really convince them to do this,selling the idea as if I were selling a Shamwow,explaining the benefits of them stabbing me immediately. The next day,everyone knows,and I am subject to a barage of comments. Actually,I still recieve comments about that one....(and no,i'm not claiming seventh letter,its just a photo,numbnuts)
3. Major Problem- This isnt a particular situation,but rather something that provides great discomfort when it happens. Every now and then,I do the drunk dial where the person on the other end usually knows your fucked up,and rather than getting mad at you or just laughing it off and promptly hanging up,they dont have much to do,so they want to ride it out and fuck with you. This is what provides the bulletin board material for everyone the next day. If youre faded and they can really get you going (which is very easy if you had been doing cocaine earlier that night),there is absolutely NO chance that you will be able to do your clever call and be done with it. Nah,they secretly hate you for calling,so they are going to keep you talking until they get at least a few embarrassing comments out of you,which they will promptly tell all of yours and their friends about. Mucho red,embarrassed face the next day.
And just in case i failed,here is something phone related.....
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fuck slow phone talkers as well. i dont like "talking" on the phone as it is,unless its to say "im bout to pull up",so i really hate the people that will do the long pauses on the phone.stutterers suck too.
T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!!!!!
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sometimes i'l do some shit like that^ but others i'll come home and being drunk will have me in the mood to make some shit, cause i know how awesome its gonna taste cause im fucked up. i usually end up making a mess though which sucks.
last time i decided to get creative in the kitchen while faded,i baked a pizza on a pizza stone,couldnt find an oven mitt to get it out,and decided a single paper towel between my hand and the pizza stone would work just as well to get it out. my hand blistered up,and in the drunken haze i thought i remembered some folk remedy for burns and squirted mustard all over my hand. mucho pain and yellow hand prints everywhere the next morning.at least it wasnt my house......
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I got a full plate
Just set up/played a DJ Nu-mark show last night, ended up drinking till 5
Had to get up today to pick up a wireless mic rental at 11, now I gotta go meet some booking/promotions guy at the airport marriot
Then I have a wedding at 5 to videotape, then party hard tonight bevause my baby moms took my son to her moms
I'm really nauseously hungover too
this guy knows i was on one last night. i think when he called,i answered every question he asked with the word "murder",as in "what the fuck are you doing tonite?murder.","my baby mama out of town,you trying to kick it?murder.","you doing anything else other than murder tonite?murder","alright bro,your all fucked up,ill holla at you later"
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last night:lots of liquor,beer,and jealousy at the ex girlfriend's bar,followed by extremely drunk driving and 3 AM crying calls (yep,THAT drunk)
this morning:headache and mucho nausea
today:streaking freights
tonight:nothing,blew all my money last night
tomorrow:getting ready to go paint Bonnaroo
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excellent drunk food:
1.crush up ramen noodle packs before opening,pour in the seasoning,shake it up,your good to go
2.instead of cheese and crackers,rock the cheese and pringles
3.although it does require a pan and stove,fried bologna and mustard sammich
4.frozen white castles actually are a win
5.MRE's work if youre on that ultra broke tip.buy em wholesale
6.another one that requires a pan and some meat,but still pretty effortless.s.o.s. (shit on a shingle).cook cube steak,throw in some brown gravy,pour that shit on a piece of toast
lemme get the drunkness outta my blood and i can come up with all kind of condiment dinners
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Who from MASS. is in 42?
Lime YL.42
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bump.....keep lookin
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ask get out the game. i can tell its already to hard for u to handle. shit is weaaaaaaaaaaaaak son. please dont try and start shit with me. i aint got time.
but fuckin bump gore taht fade is sick. mess and grif fuckin live 4 ever crew. keep it rockin. bump nozer and all of tennessee. illville.
spoken like a true vet. yea,im a little new to this graffiti shit.....are you serious? come find me. we'll talk.....
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i used to be about the thick girls,but i think it wasnt a choice,more so a lack of options. then i got my ex gf who is 5'3 120,but all ass and tits. it was like having a a thick girl in all the right places,but not fucking a fatass. i am not fat,just a big,barrel chested type motherfucker and always got stuck with the stragglers.i guess cuz im an asshole. zebra!-6'3,235 get at me!
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^^^^^
I am pretty gangster.
I just don't have to show it like these fake ass bitches.
They already know.
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win!
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this kinda scares the shit out of me
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^^^^^
I am pretty gangster.
I just don't have to show it like these fake ass bitches.
They already know.
"if ya wanna find hell with me,i can SHOOOOOOW you what its LIIIKEE"
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more assorted-seattle,ny,la,nashville
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motherfucking bat boy productions......floppy fingered fucking douchebag character painting,jnco with a danzig shirt wearing motherfucking inbred.....i hope you and your closest relative and friend die of fucking aids getyasome1 you motherfucking cocksucker.come to nashville. please,and i can hope that i am as drunk as i am now so i can throw you in the cumberland of the fucking shelby street bridge. send your girlfriend too, so we can make her hit the track with nothing but a box of lifestyles and some wet wipes.after all,she's used to sucking tweaker and crackhead dick,cuz everytime you pass out drunk on boones farm and md 20/20,your dad comes in and makes her serve him up.retreat to your trailer and cry yourself to sleep,and hopefully we wont have to hear from you again. god i fucking hate you. - ASK 42
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bump so you motherfuckers stare at it some more.....
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Not to mention that she's going to be battleing what's probably the most epic hangover
of her life while having to deal with that shit. :lol:
I hope they at least let the bitch take a shower and gave her some clothes to wear.
EXACTLY! you know it was completely awful if DAO extends his sympathy
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and the front page of The Tennessean (newspaper) a few weeks ago.....
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raping flickr for photos.....
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This one?
thats wrong in every way possible. i wish i could keep from laughing at it.....
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no effort food
in Channel Zero
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Tortilla chips,canned chicken,shredded cheese. Drain and heat up the chicken meat. combine altogether and heat again.nachos
Cold spaghetti o's with meatballs
ham and cheese rollups