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Butter_Milkshake

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  1. i was outside of the bar a few years ago some chick was stumbling home walking down the street

     

    she grabbed me by the arm and said take me home

    she was super wasted and couldnt even really walk

    i took her home as soon as i got there she went to the bathroom and puked for a good half hour

    her pitbull was biting me and humping me and shit

    she came back on the couch and was half passed out and i asked her if she remembered my name and she didnt

    she asked me if i was "a real person"

    i stole two bottles of wine from her, a bottle of muscle relaxers and a few beers and bounced

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