Nah, you wanna be the fuckin' man, you take home an entire desk drawer
(don't remove anything, important or not).
Try to keep it exactly the way they saw it last. Then fill that fucker up to
the brim with Jello. You score extra points if you add their favorite fruit to the jello mixture, make it
look like you really fuckin' care. Throw it in the fridge for a shit load of hours. Come in the next day
early, put the drawer back and spray some whipped cream on the handle.
BALLIN'