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whut

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  1. do what with jelly beans?

     

     

    Hey New zealand,

     

    Does everybody talk like those guys from Flight of the Conchords?

    pretty much, more in rural areas, Urban areas they speak a little faster and with a bit more

    enthusiasm, not so much of a drawl.

    Do you have "your own" food (ie. spanish people eat spanish food)?

     

    not really we have hangi and umu's (earth ovens) that we cook food in. not an everyday thing more for tradition or occassions. I guess fish and chips is sold everywhere. Essentially being a few big islands seafood is probably a big part of our diet Fish, shellfish. out in the rural areas farming hunting and fishing are big part of life.

     

    Hows the women? Fat? Skinny? Hot? Ugly british faced goons?

    pretty multicultural so theres all types, can't be fucked finding flicks but yeah we've even got those ugly british faced goons too.

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    our ex prime minister.

  2. I have

     

    performed a haka (maori war dance)

    dressed a dead body

    performed CPR on someone

    turned an octopuss's head inside out an tore its organs out (they make ok bait when fishing)

    made a cool bow and arrow out of sticks and fishing line.

     

    I haven't

     

    touched snow or seen it up close, only on distant mountains.

    eaten a cheezesteak

    been tattoo'd

    had gay sex

  3. I always lay a "nest" of toilet paper first to prevent splash back and skid marks on the bowl, try to take most of my shits at work so I'm getting paid for it, plus I like to use a fuck load of paper just cos I'm not paying for it. I scrunch that paper up,wipe front to back numerous times I don't care if I gotta flush the first load and wait to flush again. Oh yeah and always close the lid before I flush, read some where that a fine mist containing a percentage fecal matter comes out when you flush. Also tried those baby wipes they just felt fucken wrong didn't like that at all and still used a shit load of TP to "dry off" after using them.

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    Tuna fish and mayonnaise on rice.

    we eat this on the regular with grated cheese n sweet chilli sauce. at least once a fortnight.

     

    Anyway, I'm pretty sure we've all been stoned and made strange concoctions that sounded/tasted great at the time but would have made us sick if we had tried them in a more sober frame of mind.

    ice cream and cereal or ice cream and jam and that chocolate that goes solid on ice cream.

    apple toasted sandwiches, apple pealed and and cut up with brown sugar and cinnamon and butter put in bread and put in a press grill. they're dope, variation banana and nutella toasted sandwich.

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