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  1. Re: is my friend is dating a closet porn star?

     

    she could well be a porn star seeing as she is too stupid to even spell her name right...

     

    FUCKING THIS.

     

    "yo guys my name is gason. yeah like jason but with a g."

     

    "yo guys my name is gonathan. yeah like jonathan but with a g."

     

    "yo everyone my name is gessica. yeah like jessica but with a g."

  2. ^ logical but gross.

     

    hungover:

     

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    drunk:

     

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    high:

     

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    always with 1 entire banana (pause). blending peanut butter and banana with vanilla ice cream is also acceptable.

     

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    earlier this year my girl took me to pf changs. we were really high and ordered the kung pao scallops. it was one of the best things that i have ever tasted.

     

    /coolstorybro.

  3. That little kid looks like a total dick. Plus I'm pretty sure I could beat him up if I wanted to.

     

    exactly what i thought. this kid is either going to grow up and be a huge fucking douche or hate his parents to death.

  4. i've made mixtapes and mix cds for the woman.

     

    it's a lot easier to send people youtube links and stuff on facebook.

     

    i still own a ton of cassettes and continue to buy stuff on cassette.

     

    just like a vinyl record, the internet can never replace the sound/coolness of a cassette.

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