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    Yo maltliquoer

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    if a moose wants to fuck whith me?

     

    i will kill at 400 yards with a rifle.

     

    if you mean mafia or gangs want to kill me? im allready safe.

     

     

    bring the moose...but if it dont kill me quick i will be bitter and seek retribution.

    i admit

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    im a closet asassination consultant.

     

    if given the chance i will take goverments on the sly while retaining social intactness and shit.

     

    in the mean time till im murdered and they need me, i want to be a good Christian man that has a woman i love to fuck and im pretty sure the planet im from was destroyed.

     

    i like to provoke trouble and will cause it needlessly if i feel the need.

     

    in the meantime i would prefer a long term relationship with a very attractive woman that i am in love with.

     

    what you got on that?

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ME.

    in Channel Zero

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    raising a child is brutal. it can be anyway.

     

    i helped raise a child. i did a terrible job.

     

    that girl was as smart as me you know?

     

    her mom was a mad crazy deviant lesbian ho drama queen.

     

    she found Jesus and I was like yeah girl, lets hang them rosarys.

     

    you know though? i wish I would of called Jessica. Best wishes Desto...good lookin out on dealing with your moms.

     

    last I heard moms is payin 26 grand a year in loans to get that child a good education which is what i respect.

     

     

    childhood is a brutal time. i would never send my kid to public school.

     

    i refuse to have kids until i have a fulltime career with a wifey i am hopelessly in love with that can make money at home while raising our child. on weekends i will take the youngster riding in a old school.

    GETTING OUT DA HOOD

    in Channel Zero

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    i like the hood. i talk shit and remain safe.

     

    my friend did get his collar bone broken, yet i laugh about it.

     

    i like my neighborhood. if i lived in the hood hood. i would not be so chill with folks. but at the same time if i lived in the hood hood, i would have a lot of character. at the same time, im set up where i am at and i mean that in a good way. its hard to fuck up yet i will find a way.

    the ghetto shit thread

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    im not sure what is ghetto no more.

     

    talk about coworkers from crenshaw and south cali.

     

    talk about "items" like items in jail items.

     

    i think im a baller in the galactic ghetto sorta. im way to young but i dont really have a choice in the matter anymore.

    pointless things

    in Channel Zero

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    what exactly does recycling mean?

     

    cause i think cans and bottles and most anything should be reused. unless its a biodegrable organic substance i dont see the purpose of just burrying it.

     

    or do you mean recycling like recycling like the do with destroyed paralell dimensions victimized by war and conflict.

    somthing to do with people and transgalactic transit and shit.

     

    my point being, im not pointless just drunk and my sense of humor is being stated upfront after drunk drinking.

     

    cheers hesh.

    GHETTO SHIT...

    in Channel Zero

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    Originally posted by dead sentiment@May 8 2005, 07:46 PM

    -racking from the dollar store.

    -when the dollar store is the 59cent store.

    -mixing your scraps of paint into one can not for different colors, but because you're running low on paint and got salted at every spot you tried to rack from.

    -eating dried pasta uncooked because you don't have a pot to boil water in.

    -peanut butter & jelly on a tortilla because you don't have any bread.

    -turning your underwear inside out because you've been out chilling for 2 days without going home or showering.

    -mustard and ketchup sandwich because you don't have anything to put inbetween the bread.

    -mixing things (such as pancakes, brownies etc) in a cooking pot because you don't have a big enough bowl.

    -stealing plastic forks, spoons & knives from the mexican food spot.

    -scraping the resin out of your pipe with a pair of sissors.

    -smoking the aforementioned resin because you're out of weed.

    -running into your friends in jail.

    -trying to pick up people of the opposite sex in jail.

    -taping pieces of tracing paper to your windows instead of buying blinds.

    -building up to 3 different pieces of furniture out of wooden crates that you racked (ie. coffee table, entertainment center, storage shelf).

    -peeling the stamp off of a letter someone else sent, and reusing it.

     

     

    YEAH DOG.

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