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deterrent

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  1. Another discription:

     

    -The Fight: ROUND ONE: The official is Troy Waugh. Here we go kids!

    They come out and start throwing. Tank bull rushes Kimbo to the cage,

    they separate and start landing. Kimbo starts killing Tank, but they stop

    because Kimbo hit him in the back of the head. They stop it again then

    restart, Kimbo spit out his mouthpiece and tossed it out because HE HAS

    STREET CRED. They just throw, Kimbo drops Tank and he is up. Kimbo

    throws and drops him again! Tank is up and then is knocked down a third

    time and Tank is OUT. He dropped face first. Damn.

     

    -The Result: Kimbo Slice via RD1 (0:43) KO

     

    Bill Goldberg is with Kimbo. Kimbo praises God and thanks Showtime and

    Elite XC for making this possible. After party at Opium. Kimbo says he

    respects Tank, and says that this was a dream fight for him. We see the

    replay and Kimbo says he just wanted to bang.

  2. Here comes the big brawl: Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbott. This place is

    buzzing big time. Very loud, and Tank is the definite heel.

     

    Here comes Kimbo. I can hardly hear myself think. The Miami crowd

    is bananas for this guy.

     

    Kimbo has a cliq at least 20 deep walking laps around the floor making

    sure that everyone is on their feet.

     

    Round 1: Well, that was crazy. They both come out throwing bombs. Both

    guys are landing as many as they miss. Kimbo drops Tank with a right hand

    and the referee steps in. The place goes insane, thinking Kimbo just won.

    Instead, the referee warns Kimbo for striking the back of the head and tries

    to restart the fight, except Kimbo doesn't want to go back to his corner. They

    finally restart the fight, and the ref immediately calls "time" again due to a

    piece of debris thrown into the cage. The crowd is ready to jump into the cage

    at this point. I've never seen anything like it. They finally get back at it. Tank

    lands strikes and Kimbo doesn't even flinch. Kimbo lands strikes and every other

    one makes Tank stagger to the ground. A right hand finally puts Tank out face-

    first on the canvas, for good.

     

    Winner: Kimbo Slice def. Tank Abbott via KO due to strikes at 43 seconds of Round 1.

  3. I'd like to enter a new adverb to Webesters dictionary: The O.J.

    When you have a record and you still don't give a fuck and are will to treat a motherfucker.

    Lets hear for O.J. hitting headlines again.

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