Grandpa

I would trip my grandmother while she was walking across the street if I could put my hand between her legs.

I still think its funny as hell.

Check this site I found: TheThingsIWouldDo.com Every day they put up a new smoking hot chick, and everyone comments on the things they would subject themselves to to be able to fuck her. This was mine: "I would divorce my wife of 25 years just to see the skid mark on her dirty underwear."

those hats are actually awesome.

I think a lotta frat boys will go for it too.

I found this site, PongUniversity.com that sells custom beer pong balls, only problem is that unless you only want a one color logo, the balls are a bit pricey (thats pad printing for you). However, I think I'm gonna just buy my balls blank in bulk from now on, theyre super cheap, even less than the convenience store down the road. Do you guys think theres a market for this kind of thing?

Haha, that was funny... Probably the funniest thing on the site from what I've heard... I'll check it out though. Quoted post hahahaha yea he changed the whole layout of it because of this email a day or two later haha

gamblers...not too quick on the uptake? little bit of sarcasm in that statement i made pal

hahaha yea, those are my boys...howd you know? ill make the curb video a little better quality, i just put it up, havent watched the compressed version yet though

WOAH! you got me!

theres only three vertical banners?

hahaha i hate you guys

I've been fucking around lately trying to teach myself HTML and PHP and some other languages, and i started a website somewhat based off of what tucker max does, anyway, i just posted up a new story and a couple new videos...the newest two stories are pretty funny...theyre all true Welcome Home Daniel Drunken Mess of my 20th Birthday The Hole in the Wall also, i threw up a new video which is basically a parody of Curb Your Enthusiasm...its fucking hilarious, my buddy from school made it BC Curb Your Enthusiasm Anyway, if youre bored and have some time, lemme know what you guys think...and if you have any suggestions for other sections of shit i could put up