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oh christ, cat shit eater.
that's fucking sick.
and the liquid is the poop dude, jesus christ, ahhh, im gonna vomit.
grade A hooker vomit status.
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God damn right.
and most of you are stupid, it's not that girl that he's in love with, it's the girl that smiled at him.
butterflies....got me flying so high in the sky . . .
please beleive i got that as a ringtone for a special someone,
yea, smiles are awesome.
villain, stop being negative you homo-sapien.
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Sounds like Richmond. god damn dirty fucking place.
You know shit like this will happen when your current claim to fame (other then the whole capital of the confederacy) is the "ghetto Burger" .
mmmmmm, delicious.
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yessa, that's james all right.
awesome dude, d.c is great for these things.
go check out gogo dude on the barrells in front of the smithonian whenever you peopel get a chance, he's been there almost 10 fucking years, used to skate to the beat of the drum.
*note: if you are not from d.c or never ventured to the backyard parties then you will have no idea what go-go is.
thank you.
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God Damn right.
Dirty South.
American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God.
*note: 181 is not american by birth but finds that saying rather enlightening, seeing as how 181 was raised in a good ol' boy state, and therefore wishes to inform that he, yes he, represents the Dirty South.
thank you.
**EDIT.
wait, i was raised in the metropolis, i still rep a dirty state, but not the hillbillyishness.
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I remember being about 5 looking at this and realizing that graff was the thing for me.
jesus christ that takes me back to waiting for tamales at 4am waiting for the consulate around the corner to open up.
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oh my god, jesus h, christ, i need to watch some onion booty right now, fucked in the head for the next 4 days please, yea thank you.
how the fuck am i supposed to go painting at night now. fuCK!
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This is extremely gay.
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AWESOME!!!,
pre nup?
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MYSPACE RACE!?!?!?!
how can i get in on this? and would numbers in the past year count towards the total?
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oh christ, i wont be able to pop a bonerifacator for.....2 hours at least.
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sleepytime tea. it's midnight right now with 3 minutes, i need to wake up at 7.
gangsta.
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So lately ive been getting a good 3 hours of sleep a night, if that.
I find myself tired all day, i attempt to go to sleep only to stare at the walls and when i get bored of that i go out and stay out, sometimes getting into trouble and just staying awake until work the next morning.
The bags are getting heavier under my eyes and i have this zombied look on me at all times now.
This morning im driving from the house to the office and i go back to the house because i thought i forgot my cellphone, i get to the driveway and realize that im holding it in my hand.
I drink a lot of coffee and sugars to keep me going through the day, the amount of jolt cola and coffee cups on the floor of my car is alarming right now. and at night i work out for about and hour to two hours burning off the sugar and caloric intake of the day.
I spaced out the other day and woke up after i fell forward and banged my face on my desk. it hurt but i just nodded off and passed out for a good hour before my receptionist came in and asked what was up.
Lately ive been having an affairs of the heart issue (if you read my other thread) and it's been making me think too much, and even then when im with the girl i dont even feel like im awake..actually i dont feel like im awake at all anymore, kinda like a dream state, everything is a fuzz and feels like im watching myself in the 3rd person.
i dont want to take any kind of medecine or drugs to knock me out but it seems that's what i might have to do.
anybody feel like this before? or now? what'd you take?
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i wonder what her friends and his friends and family think of this, sinceyou can clearly see both their faces.
god the embarrasment, this is gonna circulate all over the internet,
god's gonna pay me back by giving me a daughter.
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haha, one time i got caught jackin' the big stromboli, it was rather embarrasing.
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Originally posted by symbols@Aug 11 2005, 09:12 AM
thanks for all the well wishes
i'm kinda indestructible though
i was on the back of a motorcycle that got hit the other day and i was fine.
i beleive myself to be indestructible as well, various times when cars have hit me or have had walls collapse on top of me, lighting though, that's another story, ive always wanted to hold like some kind of metal and water at the same time as being hit by lightning and then have super awesome powers of pure awesomeness.
glad to hear you're okay.
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R.I.P Peter.
That nigga had clout.
Mad Respect.
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Originally posted by villain+Aug 7 2005, 05:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (villain - Aug 7 2005, 05:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Originally posted by Dirty_habiT@Aug 7 2005, 11:47 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-fatalist@Aug 7 2005, 09:21 AM
i saw this ok looking guy yesterday, but he had on super tight girl jean. I was like, fucking homo.
It's unbelievable the uprise that I've seen myself of women saying this EXACT thing lately.
So that's why I can't get a date...
These people must die.
:haha:
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You cant get a date because you dont take the H** coarse in mackin' las mujeres. For reals man, you should hear what i've been up to.
Did i tell you about backyard girl? lol.
I just bought some nice pants that arent baggy but arent tight,
I like how they make my crotch look when i stand a certain way.
H** tip #2983 Get jeans that accentuate El Package. Chicks love the cock.
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Originally posted by the_gooch@Aug 7 2005, 09:01 PM
i love that ikea. i just bought a new tv stand and an area rug from there.
broadway mall is gully, that place sucks!!
my experience at broadway mall whilst i was there will also have me second this opinion.
long island sucks cock in general.
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Originally posted by Glik0@Aug 6 2005, 09:29 PM
dude, seriously. Fuck all of everything in Long Island.
THank you, other then a couple oz's i met there that place sucks dick, fucking movie theaters on every corner, it's flat as fuck, hicksville fucking blows. i hate that place, jesus christ it should just fall into the ocean. after queens of coarse.
If anybody goes to oyster bay, if you sit at the end of the 2nd to last dock then your sitting in my sex juice. thank you.
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Friday
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-Work
-Leave Early go on a shopping spree at kenneth cole.
-Dinner Tonight with ex girlfriend.
Saturday
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-Work 9 - 5
-Fix up Office
-Movie with ex girlfriend? or Movie with Crew?
Sunday
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- Secret Zoo Trip for me and Lil Missus.
- Picnic by some bluffs overlooking the ocean.
- Buy Celestine Prophecy for lady going to canadia.
- Cry myself to sleep.
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The similarities between her and ex are astonishing, my ex is shorter though, no pics, however villain will vouch for me in the upcoming weeks.
RIGHT VILLAIN!?!?
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holy crap dude, im kinda in the same boat in relationships, if you read my thread about the girl im after.
In my head i would say, go for it, be happy now forget about whatever happens later on, but on the whole grown man tip, yea, you have to thinka bout tomorrow.
It's pretty much what you want you know. take that route. If tehre's a future there, then go ahead and be happy, if it's just a fling that she wants, let her go, even bangin' her is not in the whole steez since that seals it.
yea, im letting mine go, even though ive wanted her forever.
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Met tyler durden and gooch a while ago, learned the keishes are good, or was that a kanish?
villain, sleepandream, 1sndple, onheres, and a slew of other oz's that ive stayed/painted/partied with.
Met a few broads off a dating online thing, few turned out to be disasters, including one that wore stuffed animals on her head as a hat as a fashion statement. one that was obese thinking about her cheese smell makes me want to vomit right now.
god ive done some dirty things. eww.
blah, i need some fucking holy water now.
new employee
in Channel Zero
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i have candy dishes, and im blatently hetero-sexual, minus the haircut every 2 or so weeks to keep tidy and the whole fixing myself up physically thing.
actually im pretty metrosexual thinking about it.