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*~Final Tan

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. So, that was it...just got home after hours of driving in rain
    among mad and useless drivers in my new ride:)
    the trip back was so unhealthy i tested all my car's security gadgets
    ABS, EPS, FRD, DES, BGD...you name it, thank god RIP remained
    Fuck for summer's gone and yeah for me drinking an icecold beer and
    smoking cig's while the weather out whispers 'no more shorts' yada yada yada, blah blah blah.....On a sidenote i got a speeding ticket for going 70km/h above the limit. I decided that i wont even talk to the cop, i was amazed it worked, i only stated my name and plate and i was just rockin the ice cold eye while he was preeching,threating, kidding in that order, when he gave me the ticket i just said "well, thank you very much SIR!"
    Fucking asshole needed to 1 minute to figure out what color is my car....

    Then i got in a ferry boat on reverse and had this boatrat telling me where to steer my wheel to park my car...i kept messing with the 'right' and 'left' order on purpous but i stopped when i realised that my girl was missing the point of the particular joke.

    Then i went up on the deck and the wind was crazy, i threw a spitball towards the sea but wind-calculations were totally wrong and the spitball followed a crazy route ending up on the captain's fake moustache, boat captains aint nothing to fuck with, so i admit i was kinda scared, but dude came up and told me i like your style son, come work for us!

    PS, the spitball story is a total lie

    PS 2, i had fun, i missed you fuckin kids
  2. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
    :lol: Im glad you didnt die...
  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

    you missed us???? awwwwww

    i missed you 2....

    *gagging sound*

    hehe jokes
  4. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
    I always like adding stuff like the spitball thing to make sure people are on their toes and listening...
  5. socrates

    socrates Guest

    That wasn't real..no shit
  6. seven.13

    seven.13 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 5, 2000 Messages: 3,572 Likes Received: 19

    I forgot.

    Talk to you soon. Come visit.