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    THE FART OF DEATH

    in Channel Zero

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    Bloomberg News Service, 25 March

     

    A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death

    of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but

    an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in

    his blood.

     

    His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right

    combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the

    man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging

    over his bed.

     

    Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the

    man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an

    unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick

    and one was hospitalized.

    is my friend dating a porn star?

    in Channel Zero

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    these are two completely different people.. you can tell just by looking at her freckle patterns. thats how i was able to tell the difference. just like how they can tell cows apart from eachother,they look at their markings..its basically the same concept here..

     

    my advice is to have your friend brand her so next time she is seen in a movie you will know definitively by the giant burn mark on her ass.

    How to be a graff m@ster.

    in Channel Zero

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    no,my point was that alot of people arrre leaving really fucked up comments,which i think is fucked up. and i didnt think it would go that far.i misunderestimated you guy's level of douchery.

     

     

    i just wanted to drop the video because i thought it was funny.and i thought their would be low level trolling but you guys just took it to a whole new level talking about killing his parents and shit.thats fucked up and i dont condone it..

     

     

    the comment was a veiled way of saying tone it down a bit,but i guess that was lost on you.

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    dear 12oz,

     

     

    i think im developing asthma. or it could be a product of my massive man tits weighing down on my chest, there by compressing my lungs making it hard to breathe...either way it sucks.

     

     

     

    sincerely,

    DAoner.

    Have y'all seen this epic faggotery?

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    on the plus side it will definitely make you stand out in a crowd. i mean we all know how hard it is to find other writers, this practically screams "LOOK AT ME, I WRITE ON THINGS" which is sure to attract other writers, not to mention bitches.. i bet cope has hella bitches.

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