[Great Quotes.]

"I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive."

[STRAIGHTLETTERS and simples]

Hopefully no itchy fingers come around trying to peel it off, it won't do any use.

[COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU]

I'd shake down the hoodrats who did that to you.

[COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU]

You butter my bread.

[Things that are Overrated]

Leaf Blowers. If they were leaf suckers, then it'd be different.

[Dear ________,]

Dear Rosie and Scotty,

 

I looked in my rearview mirror today and saw a fat person eating what looked to be a twinkie. Does that count as cake? It seems like cake product..

 

-Eyerus

[COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU]

You made the streets to begin with.

[COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU]

You're a tall drink of water.

[COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU]

I find solace in you.

[I wanna see your...........PETS!]

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS!

 

Two best friendlets.

[I wanna see your...........PETS!]

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS!

 

Fran's thirsty <3

[What are you doing RIGHT NOW.]

Idling.