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what you tryna say your gunna catch me n murder me or someshit. take it up with the people who ragged you not me.

because he was ragged whit mad freehands. thats what made me think i could go over him. simple n plain. and i got ragged with wack ass freehand the next day. happy now

he left that shit there not me.

word is born ahahahahahaha http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80953700/

wellllllllllllllllll then that sucks. cuz my turtle bit it in half then all the fish started eating its remains. well see what happens. its ten fish for a dollar over here anyways.

Reports from the scene confirm that there are two hole in the roof with a ladder going down into the bank. The crooks crawled through a heating vent but were unable to gain access to the vault and fled empty-handed.

Two deadbeats were busted for slashing another customer while trying to skip out on a bill at a Sheepshead Bay diner, cops said yesterday. Steven Madden, 31, and Damien Bass, 27, were dining at El Greco at Emmons Avenue and East 19th Street at 5:10 a.m. Monday when the manager noticed they were drinking beer from their personal stash, sources said. The manager told the patrons to pay their food bill and leave, but Bass grabbed the check, threw it on the ground and spat on it, cops said. When a customer tried to intervene, Bass allegedly slashed him on the face. Police soon arrested the suspects on various charges, said a spokesman for DA Charles Hynes.

C.S.K. Fruit & Vegetables on Gravesend Neck Road and East 14th Street stuck this sign out the other day. Sure, Gravesend Neck Road needs a pizzeria. But, really – a fruit and veggie market? What were they thinking? Arthur Borko challenged me to try it out and write a review. So I went over around 5 p.m. one day. There were two sweaty slices sitting in a (refrigerated?) case, along with some cheeses and other crap. The owners wanted $2.00 a slice, and said they’d reheat them in a microwave. Thanks, but no thanks. Here’s a photo of those slices. Your thoughts? Have you been brave enough to try this out?

A former NYPD detective is battling charges that he publicly fondled himself on Plumb Beach last August, saying there was no way the arresting officer could have seen him since bushes were in the way, and – hey – he was peeing anyway. Retired Detective Joseph Tesoriere was arrested after he allegedly requested an undercover Parks Service cop join him in the bushes where he fondled himself. But during trial, his lawyer argues it wasn’t lewdness because – like Adam in the Garden of Eden – the bushes blocked the public from viewing his junk. According to the NY Post, his lawyer, Robert Feldman, argued in court papers, “It is impossible to perform a visible lewd act when the lower body is obscured by August vegetation.” The lawyer also said the cop couldn’t identify the wang in a lineup if he had tried, and had lied during testimony. “The officer perjured himself,” Feldman said. “He couldn’t testify how long it was. He couldn’t testify how big his penis is.” Of course, Tesoriere was only peeing, according to his lawyer. Humor aside, if a judge and jury actually buy this nonsense, it’ll clear the way for scores of people to hump in the Plumb Beach bushes – so long as their shielded from the public’s view by some shrubs.

We’ve written before about this block being a haven for graffiti, and the resident stressed that despite numerous complaints police offers appear to have done little. She also said drugs were increasingly a problem, and that she had called police to have them pick up a bag of crack-cocaine she found in the street. She said dealers in cars often come to the poorly lit street to conduct transactions before driving off. “The block is a hangout spot, an orgy spot, a get high spot,” she said. Captain Mastrokostas explained that graffiti is photographed and entered into a database, and when a perpetrator is caught they match his “tag” up with previous violations, increasing his penalty. But besides catching people in the act, there’s little they can do. As for drugs, he told another resident with a similar complaint that officers are trained to spot “hand-to-hand” transactions and make arrests during patrols. This week, anti-graffiti vehicles were on the block scrubbing away the eyesores – some of which has been there for years. Mastrokostas also called the resident this week to tell her personally that they made a pair of narcotic arrests in the area, including one for crack possession in which the perp also had a gun.

YO FUCK MY TURTLE. WHY YOU EAT THE FUCKIN NEWT!!!!!!! I FEED YOUR YOUR PELLETS AND DRIED SHRIMP. NO REASON FOR THAT MAN. FUCKED UP!!! R.I.P. Firebelly "ninja" newt.

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