Why can't anyone find Waldo? Thats right, Chuck Norris hid Waldo.
Chuck Norris shot 17 on an 18 hole golf course.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
If you type “Chuck Norris” into the Google search bar and click the I’m Feeling Lucky button, your computer round house kicks you in the face holes.
People rely on air travel to fly Point A to point B. Point B always comes to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris dies so do we
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
OMG Chuck Norris is right behind you
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris promised, that if Mike Huckabee didn't win the Republican nomination in 2008, then no Republican would win. He made good on his word.
Some men cut themselves shaving, Chuck Norris makes razorblades go rusty