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madmaxthunderdome

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  1. i used to work at national tire and battery. i forgot to tighten a guys lug nuts one day.. he came back and said his jeep is down the street and the wheels almost fell off of it. after that they made me drive around a van and deliver tires. they said i was the first person in the history of national tire and battery to have that job. when i got bored i attached batteries to my shoes and walked around and stomped cans, drank beer in my car, layed under cars and screamed for help, or fell asleep in a pile of tire in the back of the garage.

     

    i once worked at sabbaro's. i cut my hand while dicing tomatoes. i didn't think too much about it. a bit later i was streching out dough to make a pizza and noticed i was bleeding on it. looked like sauce to me. i cooked it up and fed it to people.

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