DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz
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what the fuck is phishing. sounds like hackers who wear tyedye shirts and play hacky sack
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i bet you she has assne. she just looks like her butt would have pimples all over that shit. ugly fuckin moolie lover.
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i wanna see what bitches are scheme dreamin on me
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you know why they all look so sad?
because they know that in a million years they're gonna turn into niggers.
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bill o'reilly should be more careful around triflin aussie bitches.
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bill oreilly would kick snoop dogs ass in a fist fight. i would bet money on that shit. you seen how big that fool is? snoop is just as skinny as one of those hipster vegan track bike kids. only, he's black and all laiddd back.
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hey everyone is talking about that myspace tracking shit and i was wondering if it's real or not? my page gets tons of hits every day but i would like to know which girls and gay dudes are lurking on me.
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i smelled that rgx stuff tonight at walmart for the first time. it's pretty good.
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i like bill o'reilly. i like snoop. so it's a lose lose situation here.
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Snoop hasnt been relevant since '95
truer words have not been spoken in this thread.
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if your girls pussyjuice is so thick and grimey that you can dry it out into FLAKES and smoke it... you need to be finding yourself a different girl. geesh. that sounds just like something i want to do... freebase chlamydia. mmmmmm. (gag)
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on the LOW? dude. where the fuck have you been since like lizzy mcquire days? she's BEEN hot forever man. she's just legal now. SUPER SMASH!
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i seriously want to sniff corpse ashes now.
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Keith Richards Says He Snorted Dad's Ashes
TUESDAY APRIL 03, 2007 04:35 PM EDT
By Stephen M. Silverman
Never one to shy away from the outrageous, Keith Richards now admits to having sniffed the ashes of his father – mixed with cocaine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," the Rolling Stones guitarist, 63, is quoted as saying by the British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated," recalls Richards of father Bert, who died at 84 in 2002, "and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared."
Describing the moment, the musician says, "It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." But he, of course, advises others not to follow his example.
As for how he's survived all these years, Richards – who last May underwent brain surgery after falling off a tree stump – tells the publication, "I've no pretensions about immortality. I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky."
Furthermore, he's quoted as saying, "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life. I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list."
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Who still lets girls push them around?
Only time I let girls do that to me was with the first girl I fucked. I would do anything to get the pussy. She never held it above my head but damn if she did she woulda done anything...nowadays i am just like fuck it you get out of line i am leave because you do not got the platinum pussy...
last time i checked, you were single.
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"shut the fuck up woman!" SLAP!
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shit pisses me off when she tells me not to lollygag around because im like what the fuck you're not my mom dude what the fuck is your deal... i hate it when your girl thinks they are your boss. confused ass women i will tell you that.
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oh shit this site is pretty sick. thanks man... i went to a similar one a while back, but this one works easy as shit. perfect.
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My ex is a hair dresser and my best friends wife is an esthetician so my bathroom has all sorts of metrosexual shit in it, even a bottle of that conditioner High Society posted.
I also have an alligator cartoon bath mat I got at target.
haha nice. dude im tellin you, pureology is the jumpoff! that shit is like 30 bucks a bottle... and it smells beyond good and leaves your hair feeling soft...
i also forgot that i have one of these hanging in my shower right now:
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and to think im in florida with like perfect 70degree weather
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when i was a little boy, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, i would sit in the bathtub. staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure. different things. occassionally i would release a warm intestinal gas from my lower abdomen, exiting my anal region. i would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble as it made its aqueous trek from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the surface -- like a whale coming up to release air from its blowhole. the bubble would then pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air.
hahaha fuck dude.. when did you get funny?
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i have alot of matix and american crew also, but i rarely use that shit. redken men is pretty good too...
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im tellin you people... even if you aren't vegan, you should check out pureology shampoo and conditioners... the best smelling stuff in the world!
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they were like fuck you dude grow up and get a job.