[sobriety]

I've been sober for a week now.

 

Shit is retarded.

 

Half my friends stopped talking to me already.

 

Don't be sober.

 

At least get high or something or kiss your social life goodbye.

[Public arrest records]

thanks I finally know why I have hair down there.

[Dear ________,]

Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear pissdrunks,

 

i think you're jealous.

I'm a better internet predator.

ps how is your brother doing..

I know where he lives.

[Dear ________,]

Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Jailbait thread..

 

why did you make me click on you

and feel like a pervert?

thanks now I'm going to jail

[so yeah fuck you]

Only one night of Whiskey Testosterone and its already completely mother fucking retarded.

 

sometimes we roll around on the floor. sometimes we get hit on by fat bitches. sometimes we vomit face first on concrete and yell at the floor.

[so yeah fuck you]

classic case of dance n graff... so one of you said something about testosterone and it made me and my friend decide to wear sweatbands (the head ones) with testosterone written on them out tonight.

 

 

Hopefully everyone will keep their mouths out of this tonight.

[Going to Florida]

GODDAMN this bus is full of immigrants.

 

thats the first message I got from pissdrunkswhat?

I never laughed so hard at a fucking text.