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"i'll spit in your face to show you how a clitoris tastes"

 

 

7L & Esoteric-

Public Execution (feat. Reks & Apathy)

 

when i heard this i could not stop laughing.:crazy:

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Guest beardo

i'll spare you the entire phish catalogue, heres a taste

 

'its so stupendous living in this tube..'

 

'Floyd is dead; he's nothing but a ripple

Cause Milly took that paper

And sliced him on the nipple'

 

'Have you seen his stripped stockings

and heard his sad tale

about the kids under the carpet

and the purple humpbacked whales'

 

yeah

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marc mccoy has great lyrics...either charles bronson, holy molor, or the oath...all have great funny lyrics

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Guest Pilau Hands

"I wheeled around because I

Didn't hear what you had said

And saw you dancing with Elihu

Up on Leemor's bed

And I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car

The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar"

 

"cause on the mic I've got more presence than attendance in a class of schizophrenics"

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heh..

 

anything by "they might be giants". "fingertips at the ned of the apollo 18 album cracks me up every time. it's like fifteen songs ranging from 5 to 30 seconds, all strange.

"what's that blue thinnnnng doooOOOing here?"

 

um, tash in i forget what song:

"i see some girls i know but y'all look different with your clothers on.":D

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Guest NATO

you want strange lyrics listen to the cLOUDDEAD LP.

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Guest fr8lover

you guys ever heard of pavement? just goes to show...do a lot of shrooms, write songs get famous.

 

texas never whispers

 

Here we go

Shes on a hidden tableau

just a 2-for-1

and the 2-for-1 is right

down my alleyside

i'm just a wasted behind

 

dont you know its an easy thing

when it's lost

doesn't show when the ends are frayed

and its tossed out

lined with silver thread

i've seen you® wasted behind

 

she's so lackadaisical

should have been a west coast bride

back seat on electric glide

pilots flying drive by fades

dont hold your breath too long

this tunnel is a texas mile

Callow teasing yellow eyes

Bleacher dates the second prize

cherry pickin favorites

my dash was locked i guess i feel fine

The way the river bends

the woman's bending over me

 

ba-da-da-da ba-da-da-da

(texas texas texas texas)

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Shag

 

It rained because I took the dust of your bones crushed and seeded all the clouds.

It rained for days a blaze of hail and stones the size of men around your house.

Rusty spring uncoils in a baby bottle.

Toddler screams over power the infant death rattle.

It's lame because it fell above the needs of this pretend life and his wishes.

 

Push the little baby down the spiral stairs....

 

So now it limps and counts the hours.

Watches the clock by pounding doves and dishes.

Delta Force plays on your old gray monitor.

Power Team breaks flaming blocks of cinder.

Sick of sickness.

You're unkind and a liar.

Get your kicks a witness to feeble slaughter.

 

In your castle all your candles drip on the pavement.

And the cattle that you laid down drip on the pavement,

From what I've heard.

Cold wet floor.

 

Push the little baby down the spiral stairs....

 

 

 

 

(and Brotha Lynch Hung raps about eating babies and sticking his 9mm up pregnant ladies and shooting the fetus)

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hmmm.. somebody told me today that i'd like oinback. now that i read those lyrics i'm not so sure...

 

here's mammal, by they might be giants:

Glass of milk

Standing in between extinction in the cold

and explosive radiating growth

So the warm blood flows

Through the large four-chambered heart

Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have

 

Mammal, mammal

Their names are called

They raise a paw

The bat, the cat

Dolphin and dog

Koala bear and hog

 

One of us might lose his hair

But you're reminded that it once was there

From the embryonic whale to the monkey with no tail

So the warm blood flows

with the red blood cells lacking nuclei

Through the large four-chambered heart

Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have

 

Mammal, mammal

Their names are called

They raise a paw

The bat, the cat

Dolphin and dog

Koala bear and hog

 

Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial

Their cousin called Monotreme

Dead uncle Allotheria

 

Mammal, mammal

Their names are called

They raise a paw

The bat, the cat

Dolphin and dog

Koala bear and hog

The fox, the ox

Giraffe and shrew

Echidna, caribou

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heres what i am listening to right now

 

Nile

 

11. Beneath Eternal Oceans Of Sand

 

In the cosmos

There is balm as well as bitterness

And that balm is Nepenthe.

 

Yet underneath endless oceans of sand

I have not forgotten

Those who had betrayed me.

Silent and unmovable,

I am not sorry

For I had hated the light.

 

Now I ride with the undead

Across the night-sky

And play by day

Amongst the catacombs of Nephren-Ka

In the sealed and unknown

Valley of Hadoth by the Nile.

 

I know that light is not for me

Save that of the moon over the rock tombs of Neb

Nor any debauchery save the unknown feasts of Nitokris

Beneath the great pyramid.

 

But in the loneliness of entombment,

I welcome the bitterness of alienage.

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too much kool kieth and paul barman

 

beastie boys: 'what came first, the chicken or the egg? i egged the chicken, and then i egged his egg.'

 

O Type Star?: 'i been puttin down since super bowl shuffle.'

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Guest fr8lover
Originally posted by Vanity

too much kool kieth and paul barman

 

beastie boys: 'what came first, the chicken or the egg? i egged the chicken, and then i egged his egg.'

 

O Type Star?: 'i been puttin down since super bowl shuffle.'

 

"austin got lost in boston because it rhymes"

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Originally posted by Wilt

"fuck a polar bear in the ass" Wesley Willis

hahaha, the 300 lb schitzophrenic.

CUT THE MULLLLLLET

CUT THE MULLLLLLET

and other classics such as: I whooped Batman's ass

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