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Agent Uprise

Shit you've dumpstered

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-shitload of candles

-the biggest and best orange I've ever ate

-two bottles of wine (I wasnt the one who dumpstered them but I partook in thier bounty!)

-flower pot

-bunch of shitty toys

-a big ass box they we used to sneak into a party/rave "Yeah were here to set up the lighting equipment"

-a few dozen original layouts for that sci-fi sortcore porn mag. Cinemafantastique (sp?) <---any collecters??

-a fuckload of the above mentioned magazine

-a little table

-bunch of (really bad) books

-various magazines

 

Anybody read that book EVASION?

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i cant fucking stand that crusty shit...maybe its because all the crusties here come from rich parents and who just read crimethink and think theyre fucking revolutionaries...here its a trend and its retarded...i have no problem with people who actually need to dumpster for food and shit like that but these rich little fags need to stop.

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Guest fr8lover

this one time at a party we watched as a man and woman got out of their car and began rooting around in an apartment complex trash can. she was wearing a dress and obviously no underwear and we all snuck around and watched this whole odd scene play out. i was stoned at the time and got this real paranoid feeling that we were on some sort of adult hidden camera show and we were being videotaped watching it. it was a really funny experience and as they left my friend yelled "get what you were looking for?" at them and we all ran back into the house...we were pretty immature in high school.

 

sorry i just break out into story on occasion...

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paper shredder

brand new pair of boots

pizza dinner on many occasions... (do scams count?)

slightly damaged sleeping bag... (easily fixed)

army surplus really warm coat

countless books and magazines

a tv

 

best score so far: a buddy of mine found a perfectly working full size 6 voice accordian...

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Guest willy.wonka

attack of the ninja screamin nightowl with wings........

 

BODY PARTS

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shit yall found some good stuff ..........do you go to specif stores' trashes , or just misc. ones

 

When I have long lonely walks home at night I take the alleys and rummage through most of the dumpsters behind stores.

The only places that you can almost always count on scoring shit is dunkin donuts (or any donut store I guess) cause they're constantly making new ones so the 'old' donuts go in the garbage in brand new perfectly clean garbage bags. Another reliable sorce is dumpsters behind bookstores or places that sell magazines. At the end of the month the retailer tears the front page off all the outdated unsold magazines and sends them to the manufacturer for a refund. The magizines (minus the cover) are then placed outside as a gift to the world.

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i'll only list the good shit

 

4 computers

8 monitors

1 laser printer

1 color laser printer

3 vt's

1 wheelchair

3 desk chairs

1 folding table

1 set of cabinets

 

offices in downtown pittsburgh seem to always throw computer stuff out.

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offices in downtown

 

Im suprised they're not locked or stored in basements.

If they wern't before, they will be now. To protect against terrorists and such...HA!

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Guest YinzerXpress

2 computers

2 gay ass scooters

1 broken tv

2 old school boomboxes

huge pieces of carpeting for my garage

a recliner

a dope ass couch

 

and on a mission to go garbage pickin for shits and giggles my boy mikro fell out of this dudes van

:D

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Guest mikro137

i have gotten 3 computers 3 monitors , a laserdisc player , countless boom boxes a couple record players that i promptly broke like an ass. lotsa tapes from the blind library , bikes galore (rich people are dumb) a case of manderin Orange wich i was 11 when i found and used it to paint these stolen bikes that me and this kid broke into a house to steal (i swear on my life too. i was a bad kid) lets see here... a victrola a vcr that worked 2 that didnt that i tried hard as hell to fix , console tape decks , 3 acoustic guitars (i love shitty acoustucs) you wanna talk scams? i got 6 computers from my old school because they were "broken" ahh the benifits of being a computer tech. lol i love it its much fun to get shit for free.

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mikro what about....

4 box fans

a beta vcr

4 cans of roller paint

a suitcase to carry the 4 cans of roller paint

and countless hours of our lives wasted driving around looking at peoples unwanted shit.....

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and a polar water cooler that we stil havent got working , not that we tried.

yeah i fell out of this van when we were "pickin". we have it on video somewhere. i also had my heel run over the first trip we ever made in the TARUS , wich was the pickin mobile we had for a minute.

ahhh youth is wonderful

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a beta vcr

 

DBC what what

 

remember the paint spilling on rythms pants that night. and that heavy ass chair i found? i wonder if i still have that...

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Guest YinzerXpress

ya that polar water thing is still in my garage that shit was heavy as fuck

GPA for lifeee

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and chain smoking till we couldnt breathe , why because we stole 1 pack of every brand they had at the drug store , eg capri luxury lites... what was that?! and econ said he wasnt addicted. :P

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see and says! and the copier with no paper tray and c greens tape. damn what else. pushing fat carl out of the van , throwing shit at him and screaming all in mside where hed get shot if his black ass wasnt so damn white!:)

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Guest YinzerXpress

the see and say was class, but the best shit ever is fat carl trying to climb into the dumpster and splitting his pants open from every orafisce possible that shit was loose

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Originally posted by mikro137

you wanna talk scams?

 

dumpster scam #138: vegan pizza

 

i ain't vegan, but this is great... 1. call yer local pizza place shortly before closing and order a vegan pizza (just bread and sauce, no cheese). 2. wait until they close, and throw out your pizza (usually they take them home, but vegan pizzas rarely get taken home) 3. enter dumpster 4. enjoy your free dinner

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i ganked a very nice tv..im talkin large, its in my chillin room now...

They were painting the inside of a nail salon, just walked down the alley, grabbed the tv, put it in my car..walked back and then ganked two buckets of white paint..hahaha...werd.

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ohh man i've been waiting for something along the lines of this to pop up. here goes:

-autographed godsmack poster

-assortment of michael jordan "slamma jamma" t-shirts circa 1986

-a box of metal sporks

-carton of "20 grade A menthol light cigarettes"

-chouces, chairs, tables, etc

-countless stop lights

-scoreboards from a deck hockey court

-scaffolding, lots and lots of scaffolding

-little tykes rideable cars

-office furniture

-family photo albums! (these are a gem)

-Lickity Split 2 black porno tape w. jherri curls and hairy assholes

-paint used to piece the dumpsters

-a "fly navy" hat

-subway shirt, mcdonald's shirt, plaid sport coat (w/ studs now), run dmc style sweatsuit

-shopping carts galore

-power boxes that work the street lights and shit

-one left size eleven all white adidas shell-toe

-and.................. the rear bumper of a 1970-something dodge with liscence plate.

 

there's been more shit but it's usually half a hoagie or some baby clothes

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