JoeyLawrence Posted February 20, 2002 Author Share Posted February 20, 2002 man FUCK you all check it. im flossed as fuck today i woke up at aboyut 8:09 am and i have class at 9 and fuck i was gonna just go back to sleep but i was like fuck that shit i gotta go to scool ya heard i m only payin about $200 a fuckin day this shits a joke but yo anyways i was like word son and i flipped off my 2" mattress and jumped into the ninja kick position then opened my blinds to the outside world. i saw my crazy ass alaskan neighbor walkin up the street with his medicine stick and he was dancing. no joke. then i went into my bathroom and rocked out to some fuckin placebo while takin a shower. i rocked some shorts today with a pea coat. trhat shit is silly dope kid. but then i went to jamba juice and got my mother fuckin peenyakowlada drink with a protein boost. (not that kinda protein ya sick ass motherfuckers i know you re thinkin about some hispanyous jizzin in my liquidbut fuck that.) so anyways i grebaed my paper from the newsdaybbozx and hieded ofver to the busstop. that shit sucks i cant wanit till i get my bickycle. yo. but um i was just illin there bustin some raps for the random marks rollin by and my bus rollls up and i was like mopfucker and dropped a buck. but yo i got to school ya heard like an hour late and i wandered into this fuckin seminar or lecture or whatever you call it and it was aboyut the minoans and the gods and grecoan shit or somethin it was pretty hesh. so im chillin there sippin my earthmulch and listenin to this tlc shit whitch i loverd so much and fuckin yo so npw im outta class and im about to head homre but i gotta bust some quick flows for yya mark ass suckas. i cnat believe the words that you said yto meee i got my gold fornts for like a buck fifteeeee then i went o the store and got some tearaway pants. i sick to glves. but word . theres this uglly ass butch dyke right now like sitting right next to me and she doesnt even know im talkin shit about her haha shes got a pink mohawk. hahahahaha fuck that bullshit. ahhahahahahahahaha yo hopefully this next weekend is gonna be mad blinngin, flossin ya heard, i got some versace sunglasses on tomorrow. I FUCKIN hate poetry. taht shit is lame. i also hate american eagle. FUCK THE GAP. KLAUS DER REICH SIN OUFERSTIEN! hahahahahahaha mofuckinhg shit bitch yo yo yo. im outie not really im out. compton. and yo beardo i know i owwe you a package its comin soon but you said youd POST SOME MORTHER FUCKIN BEARDO CHARACTERS ON LIONE AND SHOW EM TO ME!!!! fick thas. and TTBOY my computer sucks, mail me a package. and seeking....i got brad pitts number no fuckin joke. its published in the newest "NEWSLETTER" mayhem zine. its at my house though. ill hook you up. brad is the o.g.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 guess what bitch i'm graduating this june so i can come over beat you up you gay bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted February 20, 2002 Author Share Posted February 20, 2002 you know whats fuckin gay? MOS DEF. my roomate left that shit layin on the ground. fuckin frisbee status. good goin poop. finally your gay ass is gonna be in the "real"world. fuckin nerd. come out here so i can shank you in your pink pants ass. haha mad ups compton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 old homosexual tendencies brought fourth to you by the artist formerly known as popgunwar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 LOL...oh my god, this is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 I feel the need to post on this thread in case something huge happens I can say Ive been here, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 omgomgomgogmomgomg I'm drunk. *again* fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 so the funnyness is the dropped "info" that beardo actually had to edit out for obvious purposes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad_AAA Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Re: Re: 12 oz puppets. Originally posted by -Rage- I love you too. Oh god the things ive been waiting to do with my lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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