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JoeyLawrence

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you all suck. ive met alot of you and you all suck. ok...devilush is alright because she cooks me cookies and ramen, and seeking you are gay. secret you lie, where the fuck is you. mopius wheres my fuckin flicks wheres my bike? hey poopatronic get a life you gay ass. i know you are wearing opink pants right now and living in a swamp. heyyyyyyyyyy charlie dundar where the fuck is my package? hey remio fuck you buddy you got on the lewis ship. wheres my motherfuckin package? hey jpegggggg yeah liar ill shoot your ass. heeeeeeeey boxcarwilly you fuck what the fuck are yiou doin in india? that place sucks. fuckin india. hey keeeeeeeema you suck wheres my fuckin beardo characters post you promised? fuckin gayass. heeeeeeeeeey ttboy go **** more people.

 

dude fuck you all. chue...you need t8ighter jeans that baggy shits gotta go you raver. herrrrry potter sucks. fuck this jews wheres my mace? kiddd rock! dude im a fuckimn black raopper. yo yo yo yo yo worrrrrrrrrd. aight kid chekc this sciednce. bombin in the city i get masta shitty pullin tricks and slappin trannies on their flabby ass fanmnue bavcks. deflating silicone breasts wjnem i floet them tddpm the river. durde i ghpyya ghet some more nyquil and drink the poprocks and peach soda cobbler when ya herad. heman on the set kid kid. dont front. oi oi oi oi oi. dude i got a big rhino cock. its draggin in my sack. hey i got this new addiction its wher you take a big greasy shit while eating some cereal and listening to the backstreet boys backwards while calling up pizza joints and rapping in hebrew. that shits dope kid. gusee what i was atr the mall today and i saw tyhis old chineese man with boobs! no jokje ! he had titts! they were hangin down to heis stomoche and they touched me. i smiled. me and him whent into trhe food court and pooped on the ground togetyher. people were chearing. i got laid by an asian massage girl today for $20 no joje kid. jesus was trhere to propehcy about it, and then i got a slayer cd behind the counter and cut my wrist. but not so deep. i wusssed put and and touched you. tyhen i went to my room in the busstation and found my penis. i was playing some tony hawk pro skater in my friends apartment and then he got all crazy and ran down the hall screaming nazi phrases and shaved his head that shit was crazy fun. i filmed irt and am sending it in to maximn magazine. flip flops suck kid. but anyways i was at the store today and there was some crazy ass nazu dude chillin there and i was like yuyo that shiut is lame1!!! and he was like fuccccccccccckj bitch and slapped my jhomei. i bought some acid and went into my bedroom and put on a deep drum and bass cd and was touching my poosters on the wall/. they aere bebe onmes. p[eipole lovbe those things. dude jew fools were callin me on thje phone like nhey! i live with a morommon. he is lokes. big booty patrol. yo yo yo. i was out i gotta go right now caus e im gettin a craving for some asian porn and chicken. dude . braaaaaaaah. any one know of a spoyt where i coan get cornrows? im tryin to turn into white. tails are the new thing rattails. and huffing paint. hey secret whatup up up up ip yop. dide everyone thinks iom juyst soime ididot. but FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK you all i got voices that tell me im not like a regular phillipino girl! people dont even know whats up chubacca uncircumsized ya heard. i shave my ass. right by my hole. dude its sweet that shit gets sl;ippery when im shavin and i accidently carve satanic symbols into my ass. like pentagrams. props tyo all yall santicn santa satanic niggaz. yaehhhhh nbrp. yop ohdsdh im out. wheytr a min. guess what!!!!!!!!!

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Guest beardo

other than the fact that you owe ME a package, assface, i agree with you.

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Guest --zeSto--

my post disapeared ???

oh well.. no loss

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i thought i just saw this being closed? oh well. but anyways, he just decided to post this at my house. so if you are thinking about banning him, think again because he did this on my computer. thanks.....

 

i cant control the insane. thats asking for too much!:o

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Originally posted by PopGunWar

i live with a morommon. he is lokes. big booty patrol. yo yo yo. i was out i gotta go right now caus e im gettin a craving for some asian porn and chicken. dude . braaaaaaaah. any one know of a spoyt where i coan get cornrows? im tryin to turn into white. tails are the new thing rattails. and huffing paint. hey secret whatup up up up ip yop. dide everyone thinks iom juyst soime ididot. but FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK you all i got voices that tell me im not like a regular phillipino girl!

 

ha

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aight bitch check it. now im home at my mormons kids computer and that motherfucker is reading harry potter no joke. fyck that hshit. dude anywasy i was walkin home from devilushied house and then i bought a twix. ok...and then i got on the bus and this dude got on with some fuckin bolt cutters and then we pulled up to a busstop and mothafucka bolyts out the door and runs doen thw street towards sinme trannies and shit yo andyways i got home and fuckin there was some getupkids on what the fuck is that shit?????? fuckkkkk anyways then i got a phonecall fom my pops while i was chuggin outta my bottle of rum while i was in my bathroom listening to inhumanity on full blast actually the volume was up to 6 but shit thats still pretty loud on my shit yo so dont front my x girlfriend was short as fuck and i loved to stick it in her from behind and watch her ass sliding up and down on my cock, that shit was rad anyways my girlfriend (the x) was rollin up to my old house back in the farmland and was lkike yo yo to my folks and they was like yo foo sheiiiiit *** iant here no mo and she was like shiiit compton i know that mofuckin jive ya heard and my dads was like yo but hes comin back some time yo and they was like yo heres an easy bake pven,, but fuck yo anyways im gonna get me a trenchcoat technicolor.

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Originally posted by PopGunWar

[b.devilush is alright because she cooks me cookies and ramen, and seeking you are gay. [/b]

 

oh. well can i atleast be gay with brad pitt? he's so dreamy.

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Guest willy.wonka

i know dude!!!

 

eh yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyyooyyyoyoyoyyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyooyyooyoyoyoyoyoyyoyyoyoyooyyoyyoyoyyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyooyyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyo!!!!!

popgun war!!!

what about me?!

a yo werd,fresh.....aight.

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reading this last night as he typed it it made me laughmy ass off because my man and i were having a separate coversation as popgun started to add some shit into this thread.

 

and now reading this in the morning all still doped up on nyquil, i'm still laughing my ass off.

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im glad to see that his life revolves around people on this message board. thats very healthy, as you all can see.

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