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How to Hire a Hot Beirut Funnel Girl

Organizing your first seductive funnel session? It's simple to reserve a Beirut funnel girl, as you'll quickly discover. Here, we'll walk you through the six processes of selecting and meeting your gorgeous funnel girl!

1: Select your funnel angel.

Selecting your angel is arguably half the fun of scheduling a seductive funnel escort. The information you need to select the ideal call girl is available, including information on her hair color, nationality, and sexual services. The issue with them all being so attractive is that you can end up being unsure! Give us a call if that is the case; we would be pleased to assist you in selecting your Beirut funnel girlz.

2: Book your sexy Beirut Funnel Bunny

Now that you have located a funnel lover that suits your tastes. It is time to complete the deal now! Make a simple reservation with 12oz Funnel Luv Escortz, Zara Khalifa. You can either give us a call or use our easy online booking form. Our discrete, kind personnel make it quick and simple. They'll also give you other helpful details like her address and payment instructions.

3: Plan your Date with Beirut Funnel Chix

The amount of planning you undertake is totally up to you! If you are only meeting your hot Beirut escort at your apartment or hers, not much preparation is needed. But you should let her know in advance if you are heading to a restaurant, the theatre, or somewhere outside of Beirut. Your juicy funnel bich will want to dress appropriately for the situation, after all!

4: Get Ready

You have scheduled your sensual funnel ❤️ session and know exactly what you two will be doing. It is time to prepare now. Reputable call ladies in Beirut value a man who takes the time to mature. When you meet them somewhere other than their house, they also anticipate you being on time. Making a good first impression can therefore be achieved by allowing ample time for preparation!

5: Meet your funnel angel

It’s normal to feel a little nervous, particularly on your first escort date with a Beirut call girl. But as you will find, your sexy Beirut escort will immediately put you at ease. Make sure you provide her with an envelope containing the requested sum at the start of your date. She may count it and then you can both forget about it and focus on the fun! Also, our escorts in Beirut make your date memorable through their funnel nuts in butts app.

6: Book again and again!

So now you know what to expect from a seductive pee in butt funneled Angel of Beirut! A new client rarely does not turn into a regular client. You might try a new girl the following time, or schedule your escort for a different date. To experience twice as much pleasure, you may even reserve two seductive Beirut butt funnel chix. Have fun!

 

 

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This is a tale of friendship, first and foremost. And ill-advised drug consumption secondly.

@freakmommy and @lilbabybytch are two American sheros who captured the admiration of the internet when @freakmommy's photos of @lilbabybytch buttchugging cough syrup went viral on Twitter.
 

The two women had met before in real life, but since @freakmommy lived in Southern California, their friendship had blossomed over Twitter. This summer, friendship was sealed forever as @freakmommy came to visit @lilbabybytch's in Oakland. 

It all went down at a 4th of July party at a warehouse. A night that shall live in buttchugging infamy...

 

"I went to a couple stores until I found alcohol-free cough syrup," @lilbabybych explained to BuzzFeed over Twitter DMs. "I thought it would be funnier not to get a funnel and just put the bottle in my butt, even though there were some little spikes on the mouth. When attempting, it became evident that I would have to be upside down and someone else would have to hold it."

 

To achieve this goal, @lilbabybytch did a handstand, and a third friend helped hold the bottle into her butthole. @freakmommy did her part by taking photos and videotaping. 

"This isn't the first time she's [@lilbabybytch] inserted syrup into her anus, I'll put it that way," @freakmommy told us on the Internet Explorer podcast.

 

@lilbabybytch had researched online about it, and asked a nurse friend to recommended a safe dosage. Believe it or not, both @freakmommy and @lilbabybytch don't drink alcohol at all, so she used an alcohol-free syrup, which makes buttchugging possibly a little more safe (let's be honest: this is not safe at all, but it's not AS bad as it could've been).

 

"It felt like I needed to have the runs but I kept it in for about half an hour," @lilbabybytch said. "It did not make me feel inebriated at all."

 

Like @freakmommy tweeted, this is NOT recommended by drug addicts or medical professionals.

 

I strongly recommend that no one reading this ever attempt to buttchug cough syrup, or anything for that matter. But we do endorse the strong and unique bonds of female friendship that these two women displayed.

 

 

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It appears the entire bottle goes in. She apparently pooped it all out moments later.

 

 

 

 

 

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So what inspired you to do this? 

Jamie Loftus: I’d worked in bookstores before and you sell a lot of copies of Infinite Jest to chodes, it’s just a thing that happens. And then a little bit before that, a guy at a party who had gone to a little Ivy (league school) and needed you to know he went to a little Ivy and needed you to think he was extremely smart was talking at me and for what felt like the bajillionth time was like ‘Oh you’ve really gotta give it a chance’ and basically told me if I tried to read it and didn’t like it, it was because I didn’t understand it. It’s not a possibility to anyone that it just might not be for you. It was after I had that same conversation with that same kind of person for the 10th time and was also moving all theses copies of Infinite Jest at the bookstore that I threatened to saw off my own leg if someone tried to talk to me about Infinite Jest again. I’m a comedian and I eat dog food on stage so I decided to do it as a joke and post it on Twitter after that. I butt chugged Infinite Jest actually, that was later. 

 

What do you mean you butt chugged it? How do you butt chug a book? 


A friend was making a video and was like ‘Oh can you do a cooking segment?’ and I was like let’s kill two birds with one stone. I blended together five pages of Infinite Jest and a bunch of apples and made this thick sauce and then I put it into a turkey baster that I bought and then I put a turkey baster into my asshole and did a handstand and had someone squeeze the turkey baster until it was empty and that was how I butt chugged Infinite Jest.

 

How did your butt react to it? 


Fine, weirdly. I feel like I should have received more bodily punishment. I’ve used butt chugging in other performances now just cause I know i can do it without getting sick. What a gift. 

I actually have eaten paper, when I was in high school I ate quite few books myself. But for the layman, how do books taste? How does the paper taste? 

It’s extremely dry. You’re going to find ways to disguise the taste to lube ’em up a little bit. Only when I’m doing it onstage will I eat a page and swallow it and have that be totally dry. But with the videos I’ll usually create some sort of topping or moisten the page or it’s just gonna be 10 miles of bad road for your body.

 

Are you worried it might be bad for you? 

Maybe a week or two in I called a representative at poison control and was like ‘Hey I’m doing this, will I die?’ They were sort of like ‘we can’t sanction you doing this’ but there’s a way to do it. I couldn’t be doing it too often, like I wanted to do a page a day but that’s just not feasible to do that and stay alive. 

 

How many pages have you eaten? 


I think around 150 at this point. I think I started last April. 

 

Do you feel smarter having eaten it? 


I feel extremely cultured. I feel more comfortable talking to chodes at parties ’cause I can say I’ve experienced it. I dunno, it’s a silly thing but I think there’s a lot of people that have had that experience of someone talking at them about something that I’m not convinced they fully understand. Like there are very few people who have tried to convince me to read Infinite Jest that I could give me a cohesive summary of what it’s actually about. 
 

Do you bring this up with “chodes”? 


I don’t really bring the project up to them but now instead of nodding and being like ‘Uh huh, talk to me about this book that I don’t wanna hear about it’ I’ll just be like ‘I don’t think it’s for me and let’s talk about something else.’ I think the chode community, there’s potential, they can learn. I believe in the chodes’ ability to grow as people.

 

How have people reacted to the project? 


Generally it’s been very nice. Even the people who enjoy it, it’s nice to get comments from people who are like ‘Yeah I’ve read the book and I like the book but I also understand.’ It’s not about the book itself it’s more about the arrogant way that people present it to you because I think it’s more of them trying to boost their own self-esteem.

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