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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

 

 

 

my pet peeve is getting caught masturbating

 

 

my sister caught me watching porn and asked if she could borrow it...

 

 

my mom caught me masterbating and confiscated my vibrator.:(

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when people get to close

dirty shoes

people who talk shit

riding the bus

bumming a ride

not having clean clothes

not having a girl , when everyone around me does

crowded elavators

traffic

crazy drivers

thick girls who wear tight clothes

slow computers

people who don't respect your stuff

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Originally posted by Jesus of Nazareth

I have many, but the main one is:

 

PEOPLE THAT CHEW WITH THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS OPEN. I can't even get into it. I'll get pissed off at everything.

 

i have a friend who cant close his mouth.. just keeps it open all the time its horrible.

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wen u r talkin to a girl on ur mobile (txt or call) and u run out of battery/credit

 

wen u hear a wikkid tune on the radio, but they never say what its called

 

wen u aint got no fags left, and u need 1

 

skinning up in the rain

 

skinning up in the rain and ur rizla gets wet and rips

 

see above and u realise its ur last rizla

 

wen ur mum doesnt put out

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Things that piss me off....

 

Girls that say they are getting fat when THEY KNOW They are damn well skinnier than I am.

 

Hollow Sinz Peices at chill spots.(Do the damn fill in!)

 

Miracle Paint.

 

Girls who date people obscenely over their age.(I.E. My 17 year old friend who dated 28 year olds and people with receding hair lines.)

 

Jar Jar Binks.

 

Stupid Ass Patriot posers who have flags on their cars.(A building blew up, now I'm magically a patriot when I could give a damn about the USA two days ago)

 

Art Teachers who get pissed off at my Bob Ross "Make a Happy little Tag" T-Shirt.(Big ups to Bob Ross. R.I.P.!)

 

Not having any marijajuvi when I want it.

 

God.

 

That damn song that goes "Throw Yo' Clique UP!"

 

The Big Tymers.

 

Stupid Freshman girls that are practically carbon copies of each other.

 

Seeing a burner with "(Name) sucks a cock" written over it.

 

Girls who are near 300 pounds and wear shit that its 40 sizes smaller than they are.

 

Chyna.

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Re: Things that piss me off....

 

Originally posted by EssAyEmEe3

Stupid Ass Patriot posers who have flags on their cars.(A building blew up, now I'm magically a patriot when I could give a damn about the USA two days ago)

 

Saw one the other day where the whole car was the american flag... oh but if it makes u feel any better the morons who put them on the actual paint cant remove most of the stickers without resulting is discoloration or pain chipping.

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people touching me.....you grab my arm, tap me on the shoulder, etc....odds are you will get punched....three people that can touch me, my mom, my dad and my girlfriend....if your not one of those say hello to a crooked nose for the rest of your life....i dont tolerate that shit....

 

and i agree with ASER1NE....if your going to a bitch at your job then quit, i dont pay 25 dollars for a tshirt for some half retarded little store clerk to act rude while checking me out....do your job and act like you like it fucker

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i think everyone hates this new found patriotism except for like everyone over 35yrs.

 

 

theres this middle aged bitch in my abnormal psychology class that wears this gigantic beaded flag bracelet and i want to rip it off her especially when she asked retarded questions about her son's ADD. ask his psychologist and quit wasting my class time dammit. we missed a video on this schizophrenic lady doing crazy shit, because this bitch couldn't shut the fuck up about her son.

 

 

and i hate cute couples everywhere that hug and nuzzle in public... they should be lined up and shot in front of each other.

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