graffsurgeon Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 are you a roach? do you sleep, play video games, eat, smoke pot, drink beer, draw, and touch little girls all day? if so you can be classified as a roach and join my club..let's hear some stories of extreme laziness.. one time i was at my boys crib and i was mad hungry so i ordered a pizza, breadsticks, mad wings, and some soda...all totalling up to 36 dollars or someshit..im a piece of shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 before me and my boys sit down for a blunt session we all consiously decide where we gonna sit, sorta a circle or a semi-circle. the reason...if someone needs something no one has to get up. :D let me think, i dont feel like typing right now....:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 if i dont paint ona weekend, i'm not dressed from fridsy afternoon to monday morning. i use the handles of my dirty eating utensils so i dont have to wash em. i turn my undies and socks inside out so i dont have to wash em. i pick things up w/ my toes so i dont have to bend over all the way. i've actually hit tabletops so the vibrations bring whatever i'm reaching for that much closer. im not a roach... jsut lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 im not a roach... jsut lazy. yea, sure...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 you are a roach because you were too lazy to fix your typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 i have been known to wear the same clothes for weeks at a time since i am too lazy to change....i am a lazy bastard...theres more, but i wont get into it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon are you a roach? do you sleep, play video games, eat, smoke pot, drink beer, draw, and touch little girls all day? if so you can be classified as a roach and join my club..let's hear some stories of extreme laziness.. one time i was at my boys crib and i was mad hungry so i ordered a pizza, breadsticks, mad wings, and some soda...all totalling up to 36 dollars or someshit..im a piece of shit.. your not lazy...your just stupid...just kidding kid man i ordered likke 5 dozens dounts and before that $50 for pizza..(mad muchies)/....nah mean......i hasnt goten up since 4pm in since i can remember i need a job and new records and a neddle and...ill stop.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 from that description you gave , your 'club' sounds more like a fat lazy pedophile club to me ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Finally, a thread I can relate too......:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 i'm on the computer so much i think i have literally developed scoliosis (or at least made it worse) i am still living off christmas money i had my only job at target . . . for one week. i got fired for taking too many days off. i play operation flashpoint way too much my skating has gone way downhill i'm failing 'intro. to computers' because the bitch teacher gives us too much work. being on 12oz probably doesnt help either i'm going to community college next year my diet consists of pizza, minestrone, and doritos. the sad part about all this is i'm not even a stoner. i'm sXe... and i'm not getting any skinnier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 last night i was in my girlfriends bedroom and was too lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom so i peed in a bottle, only i overfilled and had to stop. looking around for another bottle i couldn't contain myself anymore and figured if i only let out a little pee at a time all over the carpet no one would notice in the morning. mission accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 thats pretty fucking sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by Samsara last night i was in my girlfriends bedroom and was too lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom so i peed in a bottle, only i overfilled and had to stop. looking around for another bottle i couldn't contain myself anymore and figured if i only let out a little pee at a time all over the carpet no one would notice in the morning. mission accomplished. hahahahah..... u reminded me of the time i got drunk at my hombres house...went through a 12 pack with no effort..but the thing was i didnt feel like getting up..so i just filled up the 12 bottles when ever i had to go...but when i ran out..i just aimed for the fireplace....he shoots...HE SCORES!!!!!!..:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickjilbert Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 damn, you guys are pretty resourceful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Originally posted by Samsara last night i was in my girlfriends bedroom and was too lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom so i peed in a bottle, only i overfilled and had to stop. looking around for another bottle i couldn't contain myself anymore and figured if i only let out a little pee at a time all over the carpet no one would notice in the morning. mission accomplished. ha ha ha ha. ive never got that bad i regularly piss out my bedroom window late at night. so if you walking past, that aint rain you feel on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 im your newest member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 I hate being lazy, its the worst peice of shit feeling in the world. Whenever i am lazy i feel depressed cause it makes me seem like a failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Well there was this time long ago. ..naw wait my story ain't that good... you guys take the lazy cake. Wow such laziness you must teach me the ways of the lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE from that description you gave , your 'club' sounds more like a fat lazy pedophile club to me ............. take out the fat part and your set to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 i know way too many people that fit this description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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