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VALANTINE'S DAY!! HOOKIE DOOKIE DOO!! eyem SICK OF IT.

 

THERE IS LIKE 854394385943 - 8 + 24 THREADS ON THIS FAKE HOLIDAY THING.

 

I HOPE AN ARMY OF ROBOTIC WARRIORS BURN ALL YOUR HOUSES!!!

 

(and when I say, "burn all your houses", i mean "sit down and watch tv...so what i am really saying is i dont really care about the valentine threads really, there is just a lot, and i hope an army of robotic warriors take some time to sit down and watch a little tv...because thats what robots do best!! heeee heeeee!!!)

 

-Danzig

"I got mad guns in my fistzzzzzz"

 

taste.

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Guest Pilau Hands

i was really drunk one night, and with the inspiration of el mammero, decided to say "chronic blunts" after every sentence. it was funny. probably not as funny as i thought but oh well, i didnt have to listen to me

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!!!CHRISTMAS SHITFACE THINKS SHE IS A SCARY VAMPIRE!!!!

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"This girl is a dumbass" Said a local kid from School University.

 

"I am robotic like a swandive." Said Latex Sailor 888

 

"She looks like a box of FiberCon pills." Said Ronald Boxblaster

 

"Shake my ass for me because i am too old to do so myself!" Said Old Lady with Flop Ass

 

"I'm kinda dangerous." Said Mailman.

 

--END OF STORY--

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ahh fuck an army of robotic robot warriors is knocking at my door...

im scared cause they have fire and pitchforks

im just wondering why they have pitchforks, theyre robots for christsake

they could just crush me but noooo they have to have pitchforks!

at least they are polite and are knocking cause if they busted the door down im sure my roommates would give me shit

 

im scared

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by Pilau Hands

i was really drunk one night, and with the inspiration of el mammero, decided to say "chronic blunts" after every sentence. it was funny. probably not as funny as i thought but oh well, i didnt have to listen to me

 

Hahahaha, must've been pretty funny. Did you get slapped eventually? One drunken night I decided to end each comment with "that's word, son", and eventually stopped after being punched in the mouth for being such a damn idiot. Good times. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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HAHA Mamerro and Pilau, sometimes when I wanna be a wigger or actually a Spigger I say "Word is bond" to piss off my girl.

Yo Mamerro I got something for you drop me an e-mail.

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hahaha those nites woulda been hilarious , especially if after you got punched you said it again out of sptie ............hahaha who got the last laugh now

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It's a beautiful morning...

 

It's a beautiful morning

I think I'll drink some more coffee and rum

2 fingers left in the bottle

1 more drink and my ass will be done

OH SHIT THE SUN!

OW! DAMN SON!

FUCKIN GAWD DUN!

ok, time for that drink...

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