JoeyLawrence Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i fuckin love boners. when im in public places i like to pop huge boners when im wearing some spandex kevlar nylon pants. that shit is dope. i remember my first boner. i was watching aquaman and these hot mermaids came on the show. that shit set me off and my flagpolin scared me. i thought i was gonna die. but now im down with my boners namean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i like wet pussies better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by PopGunWar i remember my first boner. i was watching aquaman and these hot mermaids came on the show. that shit set me off and my flagpolin scared me. i thought i was gonna die. but now im down with my boners namean? ahaahhhhhahaha i remember when you told me that!!! a damn cartoon too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 april the reporter from teenage mutant ninja turtles..she was dope kid..she used to almost let you see a little titty then her shirt would cover it back up..the cat that created that shit went my high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 get me his autograff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon april the reporter from teenage mutant ninja turtles..she was dope kid..she used to almost let you see a little titty then her shirt would cover it back up..the cat that created that shit went my high school. ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by jah get me his autograff. that shit was like 12 years ago. he went to my school and 2 other schools in the area because every teacher hated him. his grandfather lives in the town next to the one i am in. cat did mad dose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i remember when i worked in the meat department at my work. i could walk around all day wearin the white butcher coat and noone would ever be able to tell i was rockin a hard on all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 I like boners too. There's a guy in Atlanta named "The Cock Man". He stands in the corner of some really busy intersection every Friday night with tight purple biker shorts. People honk, and wave at him. I didn't believe it until I saw a picture... there's a HUGE bulge in his pants... and believe me, that ain't no water bottle in his shorts! :) :crazy: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon that shit was like 12 years ago. he went to my school and 2 other schools in the area because every teacher hated him. his grandfather lives in the town next to the one i am in. cat did mad dose. i was joking man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTsystem Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Secret I like boners too. There's a guy in Atlanta named "The Cock Man". He stands in the corner of some really busy intersection every Friday night with tight purple biker shorts. People honk, and wave at him. I didn't believe it until I saw a picture... there's a HUGE bulge in his pants... and believe me, that ain't no water bottle in his shorts! :) :crazy: ;) i don't believe it...post a picture. The Cock Man? What the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by curious george i remember when i worked in the meat department at my work. i could walk around all day wearin the white butcher coat and noone would ever be able to tell i was rockin a hard on all day. what are you, like 3" or something? i've worn stuff like that, and no watter what i wear, you can tell when i'm aroused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by jah i was joking man. yeah, i was hoping so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idonotlikeu Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Daze One Million i like wet pussies better werd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i get boners in public places. but its sometimes bad when you have people with cameras and are taking pictures and they get you in the picture with a big boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 "morning wood " hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Sometimes, I dont know how to react.. most of the times, when I'm chilling with a dude, I just ignore it. Affirmitive action=zero. It's like: HEY DUDE U HAVE A BONER!! NOW WHAT!! WANNA TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME! NO? WELL FUCK YOU THEN! i was watchin american pie tonite<33 if i could be any character, i'd be stiflers mom....... but i wouldent do that guy thoo, i'd just drink whiskey and play pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 i always think it's hilarious when right before sex, you're down to your boxers and you're pitching a horizontal tent. i can't come up with other metaphors, but it's ridiculously funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 mmmboner i was with some friends comming up from the subway at grandcentral before it had even opened, so its like 5 in the morning and there are people just standing around waiting for it to open. so we look over and see an older guy, looked like the tourist type, laying down on his back asleep and sure enough, dood had a boner. so my friend says "i wonder what hes dreaming about.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 http://www.canoe.ca/CNEWSLaw0202/12_weapon-cp.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 i used to work in food service...I always had to wear an apron so the relieve steam I would just unzip and have my balls and cock hanging out under my apron...anytime i would get mad I would just hink...hey yhe only thing between my cock and everyones face is this apron....worked pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/beavisbushcheny.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 i'll give you a kidney punch mug you to get me lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Originally posted by me IS cool dude, this shit is fucking beautiful... photoshop at its finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 guess who's got a boner right now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 FLYING BONER -VS- ALIEN NIGHTOWL IS IT ME?!IS IT ME?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 i hate popping boners in public...i walk all funny trying to hide it...it sucks when you wearing boxers and you pop a boner because it sticks out more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 heres the trick , pop some V , then stick ur limp dick in ur girls ear and wait till the V kicks in , you'll get a huge boner and her head will explode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 "for my school project, the instructor told me to take a picture of a piece of shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 13, 2002 Share Posted March 13, 2002 if you dont wanna get boners in public the easy answer would just be to walk around piss drunk all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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