Guest me IS cool Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Here's the jist of the anatomy of a torta fer all ya wankers...(haha that was a joke) Ingredients: 1. The bread. 2. mayonaise 3. beans 4. the beef 5. lettuce (not the lts crew, the vegetable..haha) 6. cheese (optional) 7. sour cream(optional) 8. avocados(optional) 9. oinions (optional) 10. tomato (tomato, tomatoe...blah.) Anyways you start off with the meat which you would use carne asada(which is grilled beef..available at your local chunte market. Prefferably make it in a frying pan. Next get a bolillo (bo-lee-yo) which is a piece of baked bread that looks like a mutant. Cut bread horizontally along middle so that you have two pieces(see picture below. Add a bit of butter to it. then you drop that sucka onto the grill and let it chill for bit. After the bread looks good and ready add mayonaise to the bastard. After that get yourself some beans, refried are the best. Heat 'em up and add over mayonaise. Once you got that far get yer meat and drop it onto the beans (you may cut up into smaller bits, for easier consumption). Next get all your vegetables in line and chop them up. Chop up the lettuce, tomato, avocados, and onions. Don't forget to grate the cheese. After you've done all that add the cheese on top of the meat, the heat will melt the cheese over the meat. Next add the lettuce over the cheese. Tomato follows the lettuce. Now you may add onions and then sour cream to the bitchin combo. Finally take the avocado and drop that nigga on top to finish it off. Place torta on plate and enjoy. For best taste comsume with a beer. And that my students is how you make a torta... your life may once again resume it's normality. Here's a picture f the finished product: http://www.mind.net/tacos/torta.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 BOOGIE HANDS??????!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 you are just infatuated with these 'tortas' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 yes. is there something wrong with me? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- BOOGIE HANDS??????!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KASTsystem Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 there was this little restaurant down the street from my apartment that made really good tortas, but they closed down. The new place that opened up makes HORRIBLE tortas with no hot sauce, jalapenos on the side, the bread is not fried, and there is no avocado. And I live in a Mexican neighborhood. I'm never going to that store again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 those avacados look fucking dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 that looks really fucking good...and i agree with tt boy those avocado's look good.:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 mayonaise?! you soo craaaaazy.. i like the "fat chola" choice. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cee-lok Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 yeeeeah torta (a mexican hamburger) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest L.RonHubbard Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 boogie hands is in the lead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/3059.jpg'> "makros doesnt like me so i cry all day and eat torta sandwhiches. i am so depressed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 A torta is a cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 not in "scary goth zone". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by ink Lunatic A torta is a cake. a tort is a type of cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idonotlikeu Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 now im hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 that torta looks good avacado...i met some guy one time who called himself that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by me IS cool ..available at your local chunte market. Yes, I havent heard that one in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 my neekid booty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 Does anybody know where these things actually originated from? Cuz I love them too much and I was wondering if they truly are a mexican dish? Oh shit it's time for a torta! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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