~i~hear~voices~ Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 mine was last week..with one of my co-workers..she gives great head....damn why did i have to get fired..:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by i~hear~voice damn why did i have to get fired..:mad: Maybe because you were screwing your co-workers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by bobobi11 Maybe because you were screwing your co-workers? heh..try bosses daughter....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 tech nine dreams and mack eleven wishes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiberoptical Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Keep my sheets clean...new ones at least a few times a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/8526.jpg'> "i dont really get laid...i just sit around taking pictures of myself with my webcam as i wear a stupid mask." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 never...geez im pathetic. i think of all the times i could have been up in some girl but decided not to cuz im too busy making jokes and goofing off. now, because of my unexcellent people skills, i dont give myself any opportunities. im not gay or anything but theres gotta be something wrong with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye never...geez im pathetic. i think of all the times i could have been up in some girl but decided not to cuz im too busy making jokes and goofing off. now, because of my unexcellent people skills, i dont give myself any opportunities. im not gay or anything but theres gotta be something wrong with me. hey did you ever think of humor as your sex? i dont know...i think humor is better than sex. i'd rather laugh and have an awesome time than put a body part into a hole for a little while and say "heh that was...something." and call it a night. but i know the majority of people on this board are like "WEEEEEEEE SEX IS THE BEST THING FOREVER!!". but i dont care. thats them. sex is their relaxation (or just their confidence source). i'd rather just laugh and see people laugh. its better in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 13, 2002 Author Share Posted February 13, 2002 Re: Re: i dont believe it Originally posted by cmeup god i hope your a girl... you say you cant stand how 'we' are putting our business out there or on this board i mean, but um.... whats my first name? thats right, you dont know me, or who i am, that being said i could be lying, i might not even exist. :D ahahaha your fucking dumb, i cant stand people like you... remove your dads penis from your ass and quit being so uptight about shit and even if you did say your business, WE REALLY WOULDNT GIVE A FUCK! no one likes you. ;) hahahahahaa ibteaserok<~ damn the kid has a point! what now aser? This thread blew up fast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Rock the casbah... rock the casbah... :) :crazy: :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idonotlikeu Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 laid? ive been laid before...i think?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i only catch shwallies. thats how bad i am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 giving up sex for lent or something. or at least until jangles has the fucking time to hang out with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 yeah aser, you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 I'll get laid as soon as I finish writing my 3 page paper on poetry. Fuck you 12oz..........it's sooo addicting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 I fucked a lesbian Friday before last. It was ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Jewish Task Force I fucked a lesbian Friday before last. It was ok. was her name chris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 a lot of vegas girls are sluts!!!! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon was her name chris? No, honestly I was really fucked up....I think her name was.....Emily? She was really hairy, it was fucking gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Jewish Task Force No, honestly I was really fucked up....I think her name was.....Emily? She was really hairy, it was fucking gross. haha...that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 hmm....well let me think..the last time was...never... virgin here(raising hand) not to many girls in the same boat as me i suppose.. most of my friends are pretty skanky but it hasnt gotten to me yet... either somethings wrong or somethings right here...not sure . . but hell when it happens that guy will be as corny as it sounds "special" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 im special so are you dEliSs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 Hey now, im the true hymen breaker... Deliss is spoken for.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 i haven't gotten any since the weekend before thanksgiving. i'm pathetic--because girls hit on me at the tattoo shop like every day and i'm too shy to take advantage of it--plus i feel scummy picking up women through my job. although i changed a couple clit rings at work recently. that's sad when you see more pussy at work than during your time off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sodapop7 Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 the last night i was in the midwest......the real question here now is when is the next time somethiong like this will happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 I teabagged someone last night.Does that count?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 14, 2002 Author Share Posted February 14, 2002 i sure hope to god your female.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblindpoet Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 hey did you ever think of humor as your sex? i dont know...i think humor is better than sex. i'd rather laugh and have an awesome time than put a body part into a hole for a little while and say "heh that was...something." and call it a night. but i know the majority of people on this board are like "WEEEEEEEE SEX IS THE BEST THING FOREVER!!". but i dont care. thats them. sex is their relaxation (or just their confidence source). i'd rather just laugh and see people laugh. its better in my opinion. you're a virgin aren't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 Originally posted by Gouged out 3rd Eye never...geez im pathetic. i think of all the times i could have been up in some girl but decided not to cuz im too busy making jokes and goofing off. now, because of my unexcellent people skills, i dont give myself any opportunities. im not gay or anything but theres gotta be something wrong with me. i think i have the same problem........or some what//...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 I'm in the same boat...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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