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11 minutes ago, fat ralphy said:

Never have I ever used a fucking

budget - I need to grow up.

 

I am kinda with you on this.  I say kinda becuase I cannot recall every really budgeting.  I have sat down and ran numbers but never followed them. 

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likewise.

a skill to master and I'm hopeless with it.

 the shit like apple pay  on websites on your phone is amotherfuckker

double tap and you've bought something you really didn't need.

Oh wait what that was in US dollars and the shipping was HOW MUCH?

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I can't budget for shit either. I live in a perpetual whirlwind of money in and money out. I never know what's coming next and it fluctuates violently. How can I possibly set aside a certain percentage of zero? Answer me that Dave Ramsey you quack motherfucker!

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1 hour ago, mr.yuck said:

I can't budget for shit either. I live in a perpetual whirlwind of money in and money out. I never know what's coming next and it fluctuates violently. How can I possibly set aside a certain percentage of zero? Answer me that Dave Ramsey you quack motherfucker!

 

I do second this. 

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impulse, totally get it! i have had an online shopping habit this year that i recently quit. i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm doing ok...but w/o these silly purchases i could be so much better off, yet refused to listen to that inner voice telling me it's not worth it.

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2 hours ago, Fist 666 said:

You're missing out @NightmareOnElmStreet 

when I lived in Nebraska (age 13 probably) I waded out over waist deep into the Platte and squeezed a deuce out and giggled as it floated up and then downstream.


Always check your currents before dropping.

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When I was 21 I had a brief affair with an associates grandmother. Salt and pepper coochie hair, dry vagina, titties she could tuck into her back pockets, old person house smell but the thing that was the most disturbing was her wrinkled hands. Head was FIRE though, respectfully----I just found out covid killed her a couple of years ago-----

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