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what talents do u have?

 

 

me... i like to think im somewhat creative...i can run pretty fast .. i give dope massages and thats it. so basically..i dont have any real talent.. i should just cook and clean cuz im a girl... well not really im bored and amused by making fun of myself...obviously

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I need proof would you mind running over here real fast and giving me a massage. I couldn't resist.

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hmmm

 

sorry sir but you'd have to come here. thats just how it works ..besides im here, the massage oils are here... it just makes sense. i got this new oil that smells like pina colada..yumm

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I guess talent wise I can drive really fast freeway/street whatever and not crash or get caught. I've gotten away from cops that way. Speaking of cops I can spot them out from distance.

Other talents include massages too.

Weird talent I can flair my nose.

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oOooh massages u say? maybe u can help me out - i always give massages but never get any back...:lick:

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by Pistol

Weird talent I can flair my nose.

 

I'll battle you for nose flaring supremeness... When I flare MY nose, I get a cool dimple in the middle of my chin. BEAT THAT SUCKA.

 

I can also wiggle my ears, and make three rolls with my tongue. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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i can masturbate with a freocity matched by no other.

 

uhhhhh i dunno im actually really good at massages. i have mad stamina....

 

 

 

im also good at another thing this icon may give a hint :yum:

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Guest blood as ink

whatever talent i find out i have i always somehow manage to fuck it up later...ughh..i can cook...sorta.

 

i drink too much coffee...that's a talent right?

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my talent is that i can piss people off as quick as lightning. i know exactly what to say to fire someone up and get them super pissed off

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

my talent is that i can piss people off as quick as lightning. i know exactly what to say to fire someone up and get them super pissed off

 

me too

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actually i know what im good at, i can tell people for who they are within 5 minutes of meeting them.

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im good at alot of things , theres not much im not good at , generally speaking............except i cant drive

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I HAVE THE GIFT OF RHYME, DOGG.

 

Microphone check (what), check one

Microphone check (what), check two

Microphone check (what), check three

Microphone check (huh), check four

What chall niggas wanna do, how yall wanna do it?

Huh, check one

Kick this shit raw

 

 

That's the nigga (8X)

 

Turn your hands towards your ass and say bye bye

From the southside, southside, puff, ya ya ya

Nothin but the fiya ya

Eardrums snatchin champion cheap rhyme busters till the day I die

I say I lie

Bitch I'll be fuckin on your grave singin ay la ba

I throw em off, I'm two scoops for coo coo

I swoosh through your froot loops, poo poo in your fubu

Yall niggas remember what happened to that mosquito

Tweeter tweeter MC, the sweeter I'll read ya meter

Stop your water turn off your gas cut off your lights

Move you out, cut your grass, watch your kids, fuck your wife

Like a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich I'm good

Mm hmm, like syrup on the biscut and orange juice could

Come and take me by the hand and walk ya

I'm the thief in the night that slide your droors off ya

Watch where ya steppin I'm a verbal weapon

Bring more pain then when John Wayne came on old westerns

What is the actual fuckin meaning

I come in this bitch, without leavin this bitch that think we leaning

It's been like that since way back

I used to rock eight tracks before I rocked eight decks

Concepts goin stay fat, concerts goin stay packed

Ownership's goin stay black, nigga this is payback

I scrape ya somethin crawlin to establishment

Now I'm country club livin from the scribble scrabblin my talent

Proper proper droppin somethin decent

Yall niggas is as fucked up as Santa Clause for easter

I'm a keep comin as long as KLC keep drummin

And the only way to stop me is call the people for me

Fuck them people, I'll fuck over you if I have to

That's the nigga, that's that bastard

 

That's the nigga (15X)

 

 

Who that say they can't sale boy?

They the third ward huh, the 12th ward for all y'all

My dogs, my boys and my hogs

Gutiers on these boys and get down and go off

All sides get high when they ride to my words

They mine and they high when I'm live in concert

Stop what your thinking

This ain't no showoff of my business

I don't need nine or ten pack of rappers with me

I'm independent, make frontin, stuntin suckers lose thier stomach

They lose their clout, their cool

And after I come in the cut they lose thier woman

Hello ghetto fabulous and big mansions

And fine fabrics

Like a man much money comes automatic

You don't wanna battle with a hardcore rhyme fanatic

Full speed ahead vocabulary acrobatic

That's him, that's that rapper

That's the man, that's the nigga

That's that bastard

 

That's the nigga (5X)

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Guest willy.wonka

talents???

 

art..different kinds of art..

im smart..i solve any puzzle..."i know why"i see through peoples fakeness ...even my own.....................................................

i can dance like a rude boy all night long

im a killer......i have a mind of animal instincts

im a great lover...i know thats a talent right there..:D

among friends or certain situations i bring peace....

i can drink plenty....

i rhyme...flow like wattah...

i can split a car,just by looking at it

i kinda sorta still skate...im good enough that i can call it a talent...

i can get all of hawaiis graf writers to hate me..

i fight the good fight

in my world i am KING!

:king: even though i know im not....not in the real world...my world...

i used to play saxaphone!!!

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i can play an instrument and for some reason im under the impression i can make a career (sp?) out of it. i can wrestle big yellow labs who are a lot stronger than me at the kennel i work at. i can wake up early and make coffee i had already set up in the coffee maker, so all i had to do was flip a switch...now thats talent:idea:

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Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder

i can wrestle big yellow labs who are a lot stronger than me at the kennel i work at

 

now theres a good time :lol:

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talent? who needs stinking talent?!

 

hmmm....

 

-i can draw

-i can latin dance (salsa, merengue, cha cha, tango, etc)

-i can dance britney spears' "i'm a slave for you"---i'm a dork, i know.

-i can walk in high heels

-cook great spaghetti and other dishes

-i have a zine that i put out

-i can ride a fixed gear

-i can walk on my hands

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Are you talking about things that you can do well or things that you have a God/Goddess given talent for?

 

There are many many things that I can do well, but have had to work at to get so good. As for real talents....

 

I can get a very accurate impression off of a person from a short meeting

I have a good feel for decorating and what looks good in homes

I can roll my eyes in different directions (separately)

I draw people to me who have problems (looking for advice, symphathy, etc.)

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-move my feet to any funky beat and I can do it with style.

-i'm creative with crafts and ish.

-i can make pens with peoples names on them. (although I haven't done that since high school - but that falls under crafts)

-smoke blunts til the sun comes up.

-nack for decorating.

-home made soups.

-run. - i was a track star at one time.

 

there are more. I swear.

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Guest --zeSto--

I can completely fool those people who said "I can figure anyone out in 5 minutes".

 

but seriously... I've got the gift of gab.

 

oh... and I can turn them out right quickly.

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Originally posted by WhenOne

i can get whores and sluts with ease... what?! what?!

 

 

 

 

oh so those are the 'projects' u were talking about!

 

um, i wouldn't really consider those projects bro

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