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stand up on a 20 foot story building and dump toy babies filled with red paint in front of them.

 

just start screaming about how mr. rodgers was afree mason and corruptting the youth with goldfish crackers and emo sweaters as you walk down the street.

 

lick the sidewalk.

 

do an irish jig.

 

run around naked wearing nothing but a tie and socks.

 

run around in circles around people covering them in tape.

 

hand out porn.

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Originally posted by blood as ink

stand up on a 20 foot story building and dump toy babies filled with red paint in front of them.

 

just start screaming about how mr. rodgers was afree mason and corruptting the youth with goldfish crackers and emo sweaters as you walk down the street.

 

lick the sidewalk.

 

do an irish jig.

 

run around naked wearing nothing but a tie and socks.

 

run around in circles around people covering them in tape.

 

hand out porn.

 

 

 

 

aaaahahahahahhahaha emo sweaters and irish jigs

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the funnest shit i ever done was go around school and wrap ppl in duct tape , we got about ten rolls of it so we just taped ppl up all day , it was hilarious........then this one kid tried to stop us and we taped him up good..........try it , seriously its funny as hell

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hahahahahaahhaahahaha

 

Originally posted by NATO

taping people inside of telephone boxes.

 

i would be down to do that one

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starting fake fights with your freinds is a good one, get them on the floor pretend you are kicking their teeth in. people just stand and stare.

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Guest blood as ink

play an accordian...in public.

 

eat canned dog food in public.

 

get a mohawk and an anarchy shirt and "Fuk shit up!!!"

 

blast milli and vinilli out of your car stereo.

 

wheatpaste pictures of jesus everywhere.

 

put a stuffed teddy bear on a leash and drag it around...oh yeah and talk to your left elbow.

 

say you had bin laden's love child.

 

wear a big bird outfit and tackle people.

 

jump out of garbage cans.

 

talk loudly about hemriods.

 

ride a girraffe around.

 

shoot pigeons with a pellet gun.

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60 things to do in an elevator

 

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

 

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

 

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!".

 

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

 

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

 

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

 

7. Shave.

 

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?".

 

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

 

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

 

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

 

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!".

 

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral.

 

14. One word: Flatulence!

 

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

 

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

 

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I've got new socks on!".

 

18. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!".

 

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

 

20. Meow occasionally.

 

21. Bet the other passengers you can stick a quarter up your nose.

 

22. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go", then sigh and say "Oops!".

 

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

 

24. Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

 

25. Holler "Chutes Away!" whenever the elevator descends.

 

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

 

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce: "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

 

28. Burp, then say: "Mmmmm... tasty!".

 

29. Leave a box between the doors.

 

30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

 

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

 

32. Start a sing-along.

 

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?".

 

34. Play the harmonica.

 

35. Shadow box.

 

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

 

37. Lean against the button panel.

 

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

 

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

 

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".

 

41. Bring a chair along.

 

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wa in muh mouf?".

 

43. Blow spit bubbles.

 

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

 

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

 

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

 

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

 

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

 

49. Stare at your thumb and say: "I think it's getting bigger".

 

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler: "Bad touch!".

 

51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

 

52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming, "AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!! Get them off!

 

53. Challenge your neighbour to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

 

54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they're crazy.

 

55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing nothing but a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

 

56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

 

57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, screaming, "Down! I said down, dammit!".

 

58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets in.

 

59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

 

60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbour suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

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go into a school with a zippo lit and stumble around the halls saying "excuse me"

burn things in public

fuck with the crazy religous preacher people downtoun

run throuhg a football game with a bunch of people waering pink bunny suites...i dunno....go into a soccor game and take the ball and run

one time a guy walked around shcool with a squirt gun and they called sequirty,funny shit all he said was"what i wasnt squriting nobody"

hahaha you woulda had to have been there

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Guest blood as ink

be nice to people in public...that'll freak em out.haha.

 

wear a kilt traditional style and stand over those street vents that blast air up.

 

jack off into news paper dispensers

 

ask people if they'll shave you for a quarter.

 

just look up and scream don't jump!!...as soon as you get attention from other people walk away.

 

walk around with the prostitutes and ask them what time it is every few minutes.

 

hit people with a pillow then tell them you love them.

 

read the satanic bible outloud.

 

climb in trees then jump onto unsuspecting pedestrians.

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i've always wanted to get the satanic bible and go around to bus stops and door to door like jehovah's witnesses and say to people with a straight face "have you heard the gospel of satan?"

 

i know... not that funny :o

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