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Guest Soul_On_Ice

What's the difference between acne & a priest?

 

 

 

-Acne waits til your 13 to come on your face.

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by 12345

whats the smartest thing to ever come out of a womens mouth?

 

 

 

 

 

 

einstiens cock

 

oh no you di'in't!!!! :lol:

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Re: what do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes????

 

Originally posted by willy.wonka

nothin....you already told her twice.......

 

:o

 

look at the first post on this thread.

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Guest Soul_On_Ice

Well worth reading..

 

Tyrone the star basketball player of central high (all black high school) is gearing up for the conference championship game when his teachers informed the dean that his grades weren't good enough for him to play. Without him the school would lose the championship so the dean decides to hold a school assembly & give Tyrone a chance to play if he can answer a question from him. The whole school assembles in the auditorium & the dean asks Tyrone, "What is 7+3"? Tyrone thinks for a second & says, "23!" the dean says, "I'm sorry but that is wrong" The student body immediately shouts out, "GIVE HIM ANOTHA CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHA CHANCE!" The dean agrees & asks him, "What is 6+8?" Tyrone says "7!" once again the students yell out "GIVE HIM ANOTHA CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHA CHANCE!" The dean then says "This is your 3rd & final chance, what is 3+3"? Tyrone thinks for a second & says "6!" and immediately the students yell "GIVE HIM ANOTHA CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHA CHANCE!!"

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check this out...

 

Why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?

-So she can moan with the other

 

Have you heard about that new car designed by the jews?

-It stops on a dime ... and then picks it up

 

Whats the difference between a russian and a bag of shit?

-Nothing

 

What do the human race and jelly beans have in common?

-Nobody likes the black ones...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeah I'm going to hell

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Guest willy.wonka

Re: Re: what do you say to a girl with 2 black eyes????

 

Originally posted by graffsurgeon

 

look at the first post on this thread.

 

hahaha!

i never knew.........id like to tell that joke to a group of girls when i can...

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOT BEING RETARDED!

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Guest ledzep

ok, a blonde a redhead and a brunnette are trapped on a desert island 1 mile away from the mainland.

 

after being there for quite a while, the brunnette gets sick of it and decides to swim back, however, she drowns 1/4 of the way there.

 

the redhead, who was stronger than the brunnette, decides to try. so she dives in and swims 1/2 a mile before she drowns.

 

The blonde, who was the strongest of the 3, decides to give it a shot.

so she starts.

.........1/4...........1/2.............3/4.........

eventually, she starts getting tired from swimming, and thinks 'gee, i dont wanna drown like my friends'

so the blonde decides to swim back

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how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

2, one to screw it in, and ONE TO SUCK MY DICK!!!!

 

 

 

whats better than fucking a 4 year old little boy?

fucking a 3 year old little boy,

 

whats better than fucking a 3 year old little boy?

NOTHING!! ..............................:king:

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2 black guys are walking down the street (leroy and mo)and they see this sign..."turn you white for 49 cents" and there like oh shit.. lets do it...leroy has 2 quarters..but mo only has 48 cents...so leroy says he'll give mo the penny when he comes out...so mo is waitin...and waitin...finally someone walks out... hey ..leroy can i have that penny now...and leroy says...get a job..nigger.

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Guest Soul_On_Ice

A chinese guy walks into a bar & tells the bartender (who is black) "Give me a jigga of whiskey, nigga!" The black bartender gets a little angry but serves him the whiskey anyways. the chinese man drinks it & says "Give me another jigga nigga!" The bartender is more pissed off now but still serves the chinese man. The chinese guy downs his drink & again says' "Give me another jigga, nigga!" This time the black bartender gets fed up & says "look motherfucka, why don't you jump behind the bar & be the bartender for a while & I'll be the customer!" The chinese man agrees & jumps behind the bar. The black guy then walks outside & comes back in & says "Give me a Drink Chink!" The chinese guy says "We don't serve your kind here!"

 

 

 

-sorry bout the length but its funny.

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whats the differece between a painting of jesus and the real jesus?

 

 

 

 

 

 

it only takes one nail to hang the painting.

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Originally posted by cdz

whats the differece between a painting of jesus and the real jesus?

 

it only takes one nail to hang the painting.

 

:lol: jokes people jokes :lol:

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Originally posted by Daze One Million

have a sense of humor, i mean it is an "offensive joke thread"

 

The exact point I was going to make. You can't come in here and then get bent out of shape, you know what's in here before you read it, "offensive jokes."

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Guest blink_ATX

okay what do you call the skin around the pussy????

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what did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?

 

how we going to find an egg in all this shit!

 

 

 

why do cheerleaders in San Francisco wear pants?

 

so their nuts wont peak out...

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Guest Soul_On_Ice

2 condoms are walking down the street & pass a gay bar. one condom turns to the other & says, "Wanna go in & get shitfaced"

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2 peanuts were walking down the street.....one was assaulted....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

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ok so this dog walks into a bar and the bartenders like sorry we dont serve dogs here, and the dogs like cmon man just one and the bartender says if ya dont get out ill shoot so the dog asks again and the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots him in the foot and the dog runs out yelping.......next day around noon, the saloon doors swing open and in walks the dog with a cowboyhat and stirs (the whole getup) and says,"im lookin for the man who shot my paw".....:king:

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Originally posted by aederone

2 peanuts were walking down the street.....one was assaulted....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

;)

 

 

 

HOLY SHIT MAN! thats the german version of the Joke. Some sort of accord was signed against Joke warfare man, you're jepardising the board.......

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