tutleone 58 Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 heard this the other day, haven't seen it in here. q. why do blacks wear wide brim hats? a. to keep the birds from shitting on their lips. that sounds like an oldie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kompton kenny 11 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Might have been posted already....buuuuut fuck it Q - What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? A- Snow tires don't start singing when you put chains on them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LexDiamonds 140 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 What's the difference between Batman and a Nigger?? Batman can go out @ night without Robin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paintaddict 0 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 why dont black people have nightmares? they shot the only one that had a dream :D its "why dont black people have dreams? cause the last nigger that had a dream got shot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sorrow 4 Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 whats the diff. between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog on the road? the dog had skid marks leading up to it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redeyedanimal 234 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 mel gibson. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
getaclue 3 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 ^^^^^ that kinda stuff has no place in this thread....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIRTY D 25 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BENCH AND A NIGGER? A BENCH CAN SUPPORT A FAMILY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
purplegrape 42 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 what's the difference between an ethiopian and a pair of jeans? the jeans only have one fly on them.... (i feel bad every time i tell that one. It hasn't seemed to be so well-known yet!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SystemFailure 549 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 You should feel bad for telling that one due to ow disappointed I was and everyone else you've told. Why are M&Ms filled with chocolate? Because, filling them with shit is illegal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SMdoubleXL 5,711 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 not offensive..but made me chuckle a bit. A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them on the couch and says, "Let's start by talking about what you both have in common" The husband replies, "Well, for starters, niether on of us sucks dick." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
En Sabah Nur 139 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow. i want this one: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Power Bill 75 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I Saw an aboriginal fellow with only one flip-flop on I said- Hey man- you lose a flip- flop? NAW MATE I FOUND ONE 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 8,130 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Worst part of eating vegetables? Putting them back in their wheel chair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KILZ FILLZ 8,130 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 How many dead babies can you fit in an adult diaper? Depends how many you eat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Flowsmith 115 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 what's the difference between an ethiopian and a pair of jeans? the jeans only have one fly on them.... (i feel bad every time i tell that one. It hasn't seemed to be so well-known yet!) what do you call an etheopian family portrait? a barcode haha but seriously, i do feel bad for sayin these too, etheopians have a dope culture, have you ever had etheopian food? neither have they. BAM! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
visual_ransom 50 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 i want this one: photoshopped to the max, but damn she definitely has a blowjob face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
griteeth 56 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 and her cock layed up her right thigh, u dudes serious? ugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
4Nick8 0 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 i want this one: this chick reminds me of lacey duvalle Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bromaster5000 0 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 what do you call an etheopian family portrait? a barcode haha but seriously, i do feel bad for sayin these too, etheopians have a dope culture, have you ever had etheopian food? neither have they. BAM! ziing!!:lol: :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bromaster5000 0 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 wats the difference between a jew an a pizza??? pizza doesnt scream when you put them in the oven Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER 28 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 negd notoffendedneggingforunoriginalityoner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RiddLemEaLiTTle_STFU 0 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 What do you say to a female when she's on the floor rolling around with Indian burns on her neck? Nothing you already choked the bitch for being stupid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
myne 3 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Good to see posts in this thread again, too bad it's mostly repeats... This ain't really offensive but it did make me laugh- Did you hear that Stevie Wonder got a cheese-grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
japillahan 69 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 you heard of mexican judo? "JUDONO IF I GOT A GUN... JUDONO IF I GOT A KNIFE>>>" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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