DrPiddlesworth Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i loled she looks soo happy and if you have a problem read my signature :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 The Olympics: The only time black people ever run BEFORE they get the gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNEK.PDA Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 How is Michael Jackson like a Walmart?? Little boys pants are half off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 BOOO THIS MAN ^ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 o-l-d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButtMiester Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 The most offensive racist joke ever... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfNzvNd4PA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Tough Tits Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 someone sent me this yesterday.. a plane is flying over america when the pilot says " i have good and bad news. the bad news is that we're going to crash, the good news is that if we get rid of some passengers we might be able to land." so he says " we'll go alphabetically, we'll start with A.. are there any African Americans on board?" no one answers "are there any Blacks on board?" again no one answers " are there any Colored people?" still no answer. a little black boy looks at his dad and says "dad, aren't we all 3, African American, Black, and Colored?" the father says "No, son, today we're niggers, let the mexicans go first." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 bahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your wiener into someone's asshole. nohomo A pedophile lures a boy into the woods. As the night progresses the pedo turns on a flashlight but it goes out. The young boy turns to the pedophile and says "I'm getting scared" and the pedophile replies, "At least you don't have to walk out of here alone." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Tough Tits Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A pedophile lures a boy into the woods. As the night progresses the pedo turns on a flashlight but it goes out. The young boy turns to the pedophile and says "I'm getting scared" and the pedophile replies, "At least you don't have to walk out of here alone." haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 system failure that had me guilty lol'ing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spezm9 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 what happens when you cut a baby in half? you get a boner. ________________________________________________________________ what happens when you see a dead baby in a microwave? nothing, keep masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 BOOO THIS MAN ^ BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 damn...surprised this thread is still going strong.... i have most of the jokes from pages 1 to about 40 saved as a ms word file, in case im going on a road trip and i need to print it out for the lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You should post them all up so us lazy mother fuckers don't have to go back page by page 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 this thread is curing my hang over, thank you ooontz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 what do you call 4 mexicans in quiksand? quatro sinko. why are mexicans so short? because when they were little, there parents told them that when they get bigger they gonna need to get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 why should black people be good at the triathlon? because the go to the pool on foot, and go home on somebodys bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beanshore Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Whats the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Oakland. bumped from page 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 whats the difference between a nigger and our president ? nothing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 lame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 whats the difference between a nigger and our president ? nothing!! :lol: Hilariously bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I love dead baby jokes. Told a few at the baby and childrens expo a few weekends ago. * How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out of its mouth. * What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex. * What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple? You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it Boom boom tish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.