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ok so this dog walks into a bar and the bartenders like sorry we dont serve dogs here, and the dogs like cmon man just one and the bartender says if ya dont get out ill shoot so the dog asks again and the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots him in the foot and the dog runs out yelping.......next day around noon, the saloon doors swing open and in walks the dog with a cowboyhat and stirs (the whole getup) and says,"im lookin for the man who shot my paw".....:king:

 

i dont get it?:confused:

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paint fumes: its a pun. you see, a classic scenario in western stories is the avenging of one's father, or "pa." this joke relies on the switch of words from pa, meaning father, to paw, one's foot. its a play on words

 

 

FUCK.

 

what's the most confusing day in harlem?

father's day.

 

what's the best thing about the million man march?

nobody had to get work off.

 

what's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

a large pizza can feed a family.

 

i'm sure these are repeats, but i love 'em

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i didnt get the fox across canada either??

 

terry fox

 

Terrance Stanley "Terry" Fox, CC (July 28, 1958 – June 28, 1981) was a Canadian humanitarian, athlete, and cancer treatment activist. He became famous for his Marathon of Hope, a cross-Canada run to raise money for cancer research, running with only one leg. He is considered one of Canada's greatest heroes of the 20th Century and is celebrated internationally every September as people participate in the 'Terry Fox Run', the world's largest one-day fundraiser for cancer research.

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what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

 

run, cos the grenade is in the other hand

 

 

 

 

whats blue and fucks your granny?

 

 

hypothermia.

 

 

 

 

What do you call a leper in the bath?

 

 

porridge.

 

 

Whats big pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

 

 

your mum.

 

 

old, but i think you will agree, funny.

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