T.T Boy Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 whats the motto of the jewish football team? get that quarterback. how do you stop a black man from drowning? take your foot off his head. how do you fit 10000 jews into a volkswaon beetle? 2 in the front 2 in the back and the rest in the ashtray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Re: some of those jokes really stretch the limit... Originally posted by willy.wonka what happens before every "black joke"? the whiteboy telling the joke"""" looks over both shoulders... haah thats hella funny, but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 whats black and bubbly and taps on the galss every 10 seconds? a baby in the microwave How do you get 10 babies into a tupperware container? blender How do you get them out? tostito's whats the proper gift for a dead baby? a dead puppy Whats pink slimey and tries to crawl up your leg? a homesick abortion why does the husband always boil water when his wife is giving birth? if its stillborn he can make soup I babysat for 9 hours today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 jokes uve probably heard 1.what did the redneck see when he looked at his family tree? a straight line 2.what do you see after you see a white guyw ith no m oney?-a black guy running 3.theres a guy whos in a bar then he leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Polish joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm Polish. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's Polish. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's Polish. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The first guy says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times." 4.What is the most confusing holiday in the African American community? Father's Day 5.How do you kill a redneck? Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house. 6.: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity? Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes. 7.what do you see after you see a white guyw ith no m oney?-a black guy running Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 http://www.caterpuzel.com/digicam4/polarbears7.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 what do you call a black priest? holy shit how do you get black kids to stop jumping on their beds? velcro on the ceiling sorry my jokes are limited in this area Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Originally posted by Smart How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet... i dont get it , someone explain.......whose helen kellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 blind,deaf, how sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 hahaha thats pretty funny then , probly woulda been funnier if i got it the first time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 whats 20ft long and is wrapped round a cunt? a turban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 open your eyes and look within.are you satisfied?with the life you're livin? http://freephoto-i.net/users/bogie/bobmarley1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 9, 2002 Author Share Posted February 9, 2002 a white, black, and a jew get in a horrible car accident and they all go up to heavens gates..when they get there st peter says that he took them earlier then their time so if he they all give him 20 bucks he'll send them back down to earth.. the white guy gives him the 20 dollars and wakes up right when the paramedics are pronouncing him dead..they're all amazed how hes alive and he tells them the story about st peter..then they ask where the black and jew are..he says well the jew is trying to talk him down to $14.99 and the black is waiting for the government to pay for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 How many babies does it take to paint a wall ? one, if you throw it hard enough whats the difference between a preist and a zit ? a zit waits till your 12 to cum on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly Sheep And the winner is.........How do you refurbish a worn out pussy? Stick in a ham and pull out the bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 9, 2002 Author Share Posted February 9, 2002 what do you do when you see a black in your back yard with half his head blown off..? stop laughing and reload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 What's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a cadillac in my garage. What do you get when you cut a baby with a razorblade? An erection hahaha someone else posted those on here a long time ago hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 what do you call 1,000 white people running down the side of a mountain? avalanche how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? her tampon's behind her ear, and she's missing her pencil how do you kick a hillbilly in the balls? kick his sister in the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 10, 2002 Author Share Posted February 10, 2002 whats wrong with 5 blacks in a cadillac driving off a cliff.. a cadillac fits 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 Originally posted by pacman What's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a cadillac in my garage. What do you get when you cut a baby with a razorblade? An erection hahaha someone else posted those on here a long time ago hahaha that would be me Q: why didn't superman save the world trade centers? A: he's in a fucking wheel chair Q: what is christopher reeves next superman movie called? A: superman gets a good parking spot Q: what does superman eat for breakfast? A: kryptonite but the fucking looks of him Q: whats black and charred and sitting at the top of a stair case? A: superman in a house fire Q: what do blacks and apples have in common? A: both look the best when hanging from tree's Q: why do pedophiles love halloween? A: free delivery i know a lot ... so if you want more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 http://www.mumsnetedit.com/images/snowboarder.jpg'> "How can you tell the sex of a chromosome!? pull down its genes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 How do chinease parents name there kids? Throw pots and pans down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 why do girls have a hard time pissing in the morning? ever tried pullin apart a grilled cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 A Black, A indian and a jew go to a bordello where you pay a dollar per the inch. The black dude go's in gets his buisness done come and and the jew and indian ask " How much did u have to pay" wich he reply's 8 dollars. The indian go's in does his buisness and is greeted with the same question. "9 dollars he says." Finally the jew go's in does his buisness come out and is asked the same question. "2 dollars" he replys. The indian and black start laughing histrically till he replys " i paid on the way out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 why do jews have big ears and slicked back hair? how much? woah!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 what do you call that irratating skin around a vagina? A woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 someone on my aim list had this as their away message.... There was a Jap, a Mexican, and an American standing over a bridge. They came to throw something over the bridge that they had too much of...The Japanese man threw over some rice, the Mexican threw over some beans, and the American threw over the Mexican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 whats the difference between an air blimp and 365 blowjobs? ones a good-year, the others an excellent year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xchron oneX Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 what do u say when ur watching tv in the dark and the tv is floating? drop it nigger... haha im sorry...some of these jokes go way to far...that one with the iowa fence is fuckin harsh lol...hope there arent many gays reading this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy whats long and hard on a black man? teh third grade. what's long hard and on a white guy? nothin. why doesnt mexico ever win the olympics? if they could run or swim, they'd be in the u.s. what's another name for the million man march? world's longest unemployment line. an asian was at the optomotrist (sp?), and the dr. said 'you have a catterac' (sp?) the asian says 'no i dont.. i drive a rincorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listen Posted February 10, 2002 Share Posted February 10, 2002 whats better than winning the special olympics? walking what do you call a homeless guy on a bike? thief Now for some truly terrible jokes: Whats better than nailing a baby to a tree? Ripping it off Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the look on its face How do you make a baby cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear Why don't women know how to ski? No snow between bedroom and kitchen Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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