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Mike Tyson's I Wuv U Valentines

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No athletes were harmed in the making of this thread. The author of this thread does not condone abuse or humiliation of any person based on their sex, race, social class, religion or any other protected status. This is purely making fun of stupdity in humans. Now that the legal business is out of the way, enjoy.


Vawentine's Day is a vewy speciawl day fow me - Iwon Mike Tyson! I wike to take a moment and white all the folks in my wife who awe impowtant to me. I guess you couwd say I have a big, sensitive heawt. You got a pwoblem with that punk? Cuz if you do, we could meet in an back awwey in five minutes and I couwd gwease up my fist with youw blood and pwison wape you if you wike! Yeah, that's what I twat.


Don King



Hooters Waitress



Mad Dog in Cellblock "d"



Nevada State Boxing Commission



Lennox Lewis



Robin Givens


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Guest Pilau Hands

I weawwy want to finish beating youw face in with a gowf cwub ow my belt buckle ow something...


Hahaha I say here and read everyone of those outloud in my best impression of tyson.


bobobi, i thank you

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Guest willy.wonka



i wuv you...thats so terrible.i wish we could have mike tyson on 12oz..like he just stumbled upon this little place...i'd piss im off...

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