mr. ragz Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 the first time i heard a pussy fart. i thought this hoe cold farted on my ballz kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Those are so much fun...awesome noise..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 I remember my first beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 the first time it happened we both laughed hysterically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 what exactly is a pussy fart??? is it an escape of air from the vagina?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 there was this girl i was sorta friends with...she said she could do it on command...she would never do it though(her: oh not right now)...fuckin' liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 spadge fluffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evileats Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Generally an entertaining thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i dont care Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 i heard them things stink 10 times worse than regular farts.... i never witnessed it first hand ... its just what i heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 MR RAGS THE CLOTHING STORE SUCKS!!!i used to work at that stupid store queefs? i dont know and i dont wanna know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 doesnt smell at all , unless your girl has a bunch of dead rats and garbage stuffed up her cooch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE doesnt smell at all , unless your girl has a bunch of dead rats and garbage stuffed up her cooch :lol: now there is a quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Dahmer Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 http://www.tornadohills.com/dahmer/renamed2/dahmer33.gif'> i once eat a black kid beacuse he farted after sex and the jizz stained my couch.. he was tasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 How can I vote for a question? Anyways, first time it happened to me I was going down on a girl, and since it was quite the splattery queff, I thought she had shat all over my chin. I was thiiiiis close to getting up and peeing all over her face. Beer, El mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by regulator what exactly is a pussy fart??? is it an escape of air from the vagina?? You got it...its usually happened to me when im gettin a girl doggy style or something, air just gets stuck in there and when her muscles contract or expand..boom, you got yourself a queef. And no it doesnt smell, unless " unless your girl has a bunch of dead rats and garbage stuffed up her cooch" (hahah, good one ASER.). If you wanna see what one is...69 a girl...start figering her, and reach in with both hands your two pointing fingers sticking out togeather, and open her up so you can see in that shit like a cave, finger her for a bit, then just close it, go to finger her again, and boom, she queefs, i used to do that to my ex just to get her pissed off sometimes...heheh, i know im a dick..(the girl may get pissed and deck ya in the grill...or bite your dick, so watch out kid..this is a type b risky manuever...)(type a is the old dick in the ass without blessings from the girl.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anonymous Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 hahaha i love them shits..they always make me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_xhobox Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 you work so hard to get the cum in them... and they just spit it right back out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidsbrigade Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion this is a type b risky manuever...)(type a is the old dick in the ass without blessings from the girl.) word. i can imagine that the type a risky manuver may not sit too well with alot of chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil'moco Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Pussy farts are great. Especially when the girl is really dripping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 i forgot what i was gonna say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/1106.jpg'> "i dont know what you guys are talking about." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 ima try those 'queef directions' shameless........should be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 edit: fucking spacebar on Opera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 :dazed: Funny that this is me and I had a smiley in the new queef thread. I need to step my internet posting game up, it's getting stagnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got_that_work Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 only time this happened to me was when i kept pullin out and stickin it back in. queef. donkey punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 really? this deserved to get bumped? really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 No. It didnt. I did it accidently of too many fucking tabs open and commented on the wrong one. Did this even deserve its own tab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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