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why is it so cool to be human?

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Guest willy.wonka

this should be good...

 

 

we're funny little creatures :lol:

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Guest willy.wonka

we can live anywhere!!

 

jungles,deserts,snowy mountains,grassy field,swamps..on the ocean

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Guest beardo

this pair of threads is solid proof that humans are negative as fuck.

 

pretty cool, huh

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Guest willy.wonka

how about this one

 

the ability to look up at the stars and smile....wonder....know

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Guest willy.wonka

what ever do you mean?

 

Originally posted by beardo

this pair of threads is solid proof that humans are negative as fuck.

 

pretty cool, huh

 

that people tend to look towards negative more than the positve?that all we know is evil?that we know more about our negative side than we do our positive sides?

 

well,i dont believe you...:rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

ignorance=bliss

its cool that we can do that,but also a bad thing..

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Re: how about this one

 

Originally posted by willy.wonka

the ability to look up at the stars and smile....wonder....know

.

imagination

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Guest willy.wonka

What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone ... you had to

say good-bye?

 

What would you do if every time you wanted someone ... they would never be

there?

 

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy ... there would be

10 moments of sadness?

 

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow .. and you never got to

tell them how you felt?

 

What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else ... and you

could never have them?

 

Some people live and some people die. But I want to tell you I love you and

you are a true friend ... That I will always be here for you when and if you

need me... If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart forever. Would I be

in yours?

 

You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't

talk that often the next, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.

 

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you

are special to me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to

you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

 

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you

never will.

 

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO

FRIENDS at all, just remember this and take comfort in knowing

somebody out there cares about you and always will. :)

 

I love you too,

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Gotta love the opposable thumbs, it help while uhh 'watching certain videos'.

What other animals have porn? God Bless PORN.

Most of us don't have to much hair(other than skull)

Our lack of prehensile tails, too bad we have that useless tailbone.

Did I say PORN?

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Guest willy.wonka

time to relax

 

i think i need A break from 12 oz...yup...its all going retarded

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i just want to say that i wonder what humans will look like in in a few million years..........you know evolution.......

there should be a computer program that can extrapolate a probable appearance based on our past evolutionary stages / climate changes , resource depletion....etc one of you computer nerds go write one

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Guest 1LIFE2LIVE

(Scene fades in with the venerable Dr. Jonas Theobold, PhD and his assistant, the lovely Katrina, working on a vaccine that will cure cancer. *we all know that vaccines don't cure diseases, they just prevent them. Anyways, they are fiddling with some scientific looking gizmos and they're backdropped by a massive computer with all kinds of flashing lights and bee-boop noises. Some dry ice is steaming in a beaker and the whole affair looks very professional.)

 

Katrina: (Looking excited and flush with anticipation) Is it almost finished, Dr. Theobold?

 

Jonas: (absorbed in his work, fiddling with a test tube filled with green gelatin and dry ice) Yes, dear Katrina. The cancer vaccine is nearly complete! All I have to do is adjust the molecular content of the barium sulphate and it will be ready to go.

 

Katrina: (adoration for the good doctor) Oh Dr. Theobold! You're so brilliant! Your work is going to save millions of lives!

 

(As Dr. Jonas Theobold, PhD is finishing his magic potion, the laboratory door bursts open and two masked thugs burst into the room brandishing large handguns *notify proproom staff. Cue action music. Katrina screams and Jonas turns to see what is happening. After the thugs, Dr. Allan Holmes saunters in. He is Dr. Theobold's evil arch nemesis, bent upon destroying Jonas' work, at all costs, and stealing it for himself.)

 

Allan: (confident and commanding) Hand over your notes, Jonas. (motions for a thug to grab Katrina) If you refuse, I'll tell my men to dispose of your lovely assistant.

 

Katrina: (struggling with her captor) Don't do it, Dr. Theobold!

 

Jonas: (looking defeated but angry) I can't do that Katrina. You are like a daughter to me. I would rather sacrifice all this work that has consumed me for the past two episodes than your life. (hands his documents to the evil Dr. Allan Holmes)

 

Allan: (sneering and backing towards the door) Wise decision, doctor. You forget, however, the extent of my evil underhanded nature. (to his cronies) Kill her anyways, and frame the good doctor for the crime! Hahahahaha! (evil laughter)

 

(As he is making his escape, the door bursts open again and Katrina's fiancee, Detective Rupert bursts in with a small army of police. More cops crash through the windows with ropes, and one emerges from a locker in the corner.)

 

Rupert: So.....Dr. Holmes... What's your little plan here? Never mind! I got it all on tape! (produces a tape recorder from his overcoat pocket) (Draws his pistol and badge) Dr. Allan Holmes, you're under arrest for attempted murder, extortion, fraud, etc!

 

Allan: Never! You'll never take me alive! (makes a break for a window. His cronies drop the lovely Katrina and follow)

 

(As they're trying to escape, the good Dr. Theobold rips off his lab coat, revealing rippling sweaty muscles, amazing for his age, and smashes an empty Erlenmeyer flask over the evil Dr. Allen's head, knocking him out and giving him a bad case of amnesia. The two thugs are also knocked out by cops *who also rip off their shirts, but they don't get amnesia since they're only bit characters. The day is saved. Cue heroic rescue music)

 

Katrina: Oh Rupert! You saved us! And Dr. Theobold! You were so brave! (to Rupert) How can I repay you, my dear?

 

Rupert: Well, you could cook me dinner and let me fuck you in the ass later tonight, for starters.

 

Katrina: (adoringly) Oh Rupert!

 

Cop: Hey boss, check this out. (he removes one of the thugs masks *don't ask how he knew who it was before removing the mask. Beneath the disguise is Richard, Katrina's half brother, which can be used to create some storyline excitement in future episodes. He now has amnesia, since he's no longer a bit character. Worry about why he was helping the evil Dr. Holmes later. Katrina gasps and buries her face in Detective Rupert's shoulder, sobbing.)

 

Rupert: Ok. Take them away. (he tries to soothe the grieving, but still beautiful, Katrina.) So it looks like your cure for cancer is safe, Dr. Jonas Theobold, as well as your lovely assistant.

 

Jonas: (grateful) Yes! Thank you so much, detective!

 

(The day is saved and the cops drag the unconscious bad guys out of the lab. Fade out scene with Detective Rupert putting his coat on Katrina's shoulders and leaving. Fade out rescue music, cue commercial.)

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Guest skcum pfhukr

why cool 2 b human

 

best evolved species(on earth).isolation key to evolution.humans not really isolated anywhere right now.but still evolving our instinx through social exceptance.every living thing (on earth)'s basic instincts are to reproduce hunt or find food and survive.humans used to be the master hunters.we still are but majority ov us our not.we try to capitalize on anything we can.legal or illegal.and mostly want to be amused and as comfortable as possible.isolation....the next big leap....space humans...

humans but not earthlings.:confused: humans are still young...

but there's more to this universe than humans...we know about evolution but we don't know how we evolve.and knowing iz half the battle.god?it depends on your perspective on what god iz.i dont know i been jrinkn so don't quote me.:cool:

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

i just want to say that i wonder what humans will look like in in a few million years..........you know evolution.......

there should be a computer program that can extrapolate a probable appearance based on our past evolutionary stages / climate changes , resource depletion....etc one of you computer nerds go write one

 

 

well look dead cause there no fucking way the humas race will survive another 200 years let alone another million...

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nah no way were here in a mill , but i think with the technological advancements that would chronologically be next we'll be around for another few hundred years atleast

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Guest willy.wonka

fuck you again

 

stupid shit..

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