mr.yuck Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I think 90% of boomers suffer from varying degrees of fetal alcohol syndrome. Help me do some research https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/fetal-alcohol-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20352901 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I think 90% of boomers suffer from varying degrees of fetal alcohol syndrome. Help me do some research https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/fetal-alcohol-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20352901 Boomers in the traditional sense, or the new wave theory of everybody born before 2000 is boomer? Thats probably a total boomer question….I dunno…? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Good call… My preferred boomer version… 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 38 minutes ago, LUGR said: Boomers in the traditional sense, or the new wave theory of everybody born before 2000 is boomer? What's that now? Traditional boomers. My theory goes a little something like this: The silent generation was conceived directly after prohibition. That would be my grandparents. The reintroduction of alcohol into American culture led to these fools drinking every day all day and being reassured by their doctors that a drink while pregnant wasn't the end of the world. My grandparents had cocktail hour every day. They never missed it. It would explain a lot about my mom and the generation as a whole. As if FAS wasn't bad enough, these poor fools never had a chance as they choked down leaded gas exhaust, drank hose water from lead pipes and ate sweet sweet lead paint chips for dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: What's that now? Traditional boomers. My theory goes a little something like this: The silent generation was conceived directly after prohibition. That would be my grandparents. The reintroduction of alcohol into American culture led to these fools drinking every day all day and being reassured by their doctors that a drink while pregnant wasn't the end of the world. My grandparents had cocktail hour every day. They never missed it. It would explain a lot about my mom and the generation as a whole. As if FAS wasn't bad enough, these poor fools never had a chance as they choked down leaded gas exhaust, drank hose water from lead pipes and ate sweet sweet lead paint chips for dessert. Traditional boomers = boomers from way back in the day. You and I are a new wave boomer. None of my traditional boomer relatives were really big drinkers. Pretty much all my new wave peeps are, or were clinical functioning alcoholics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 @LUGRexactly. Doesn't matter if the boomers drank or not. It was their parents that slam fucked their brains up with their quack medical advice. Even if our generation has some super drinkers, I think everyone knows that you shouldn't drink while preggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Stand by for the @Deine Mudder “I have a working theory about boners” thread 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, mr.yuck said: I think 90% of boomers suffer from varying degrees of fetal alcohol syndrome. Help me do some research https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/fetal-alcohol-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20352901 Close! It's lead poisoning. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Stand by for the @Deine Mudder “I have a working theory about boners” thread Is that his thread full of 9,000 boner gifs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 35 minutes ago, LUGR said: Is that his thread full of 9,000 boner gifs? we can only hope. Time will tell. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nicklesndimes Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 i ordered some kind of panini type sandwich at an out-of-town bar south of here years back. menu said that it came standard w/ boomers. turns out mushrooms are also called boomers in certain places. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 This guys name is Boomer… 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 Damn, boomers chili pot is permanently closed. He looks like he owns something that would be permanently closed. Not his choice either. Some one else made that decision for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 According to Boomer’s LinkIn profile, his mouth is permanently open for the glizzy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 14 hours ago, metronome said: Close! It's lead poisoning. Funny you mention this because I legit just seen some random YouTube reel about this.. the lead poisoning theory seemed pretty spot on.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 minutes ago, Tails0nE said: Funny you mention this because I legit just seen some random YouTube reel about this.. the lead poisoning theory seemed pretty spot on.. Link that shit for science. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 It’s legit. When the boomers were in their development years lead was in everything from gasoline to paint etc. Automobile ownership also exploded in this time, think the number of autos on the road the USA went from ~15-20M all the way up to 125+M over the course of a decade. What’s also interesting is the chemist responsible for the lead in gasoline innovation also invented CFC’s and is responsible for that hole in the ozone layer. One single dude responsible for lead addled boomer brains who are the MFers in charge of guiding the world and also one of the biggest environmental disasters ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 20 minutes ago, LUGR said: According to Boomer’s LinkIn profile, his mouth is permanently open for the glizzy. Mouth always open for the glizzy was too sus, so he quit selling bud light to throw off his trail despite it being 95% of his sales. Closed in true boomer fashion. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 15 hours ago, Dark_Knight said: Stand by for the @Deine Mudder “I have a working theory about boners” thread ProBoner™ 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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